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Relatable posts 2! by Jaffacake30
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New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts 2! The place for everyone living the sloth life- slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life.
Potatoes || Sasha X Potato-Kun by -sasageyo
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One day Sasha was walking around and she saw a potato Meet my bootiful friend SasageyoPotatoes (she even forgot my name isn't she a good friend) Im ugly IloveEreRi If u got trolled this is fanfic then yay
Hers (Ruby Rose) by cambrywyatt
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Ellis has never been with a woman. It is not until an attractive and rebellious Australian girl named Ruby Rose enters her life, making her question her sexuality and showering her with mixed signals and money. However, her new roommate doesn't seem to be too fond of Ellis, but continues to be overprotective over her. Now, Ellis must fight against Ruby's unpredictable ways before she is seriously harmed. THE WORST DESCRIPTION YOU WILL HAVE POSSIBLY EVER READ. BUT I PROMISE YOU, THE STORY ISN'T AS BAD!
Emison: Back Off She's Mine by emisongirl
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contains sex smut... Cece is the popular girl at school who's in a relationship with Emily, people question if she's really into Emily as much as she says she is.. After school half term new girl Ali starts, and she quickly takes a shine to Em, can anything ever happen with Cece in the picture.. Read to find out...
(Emison) Teacher's secret by emisonforever19
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Emily Starts college she has a secret she is intersex . what happens when she develops a crush on her English teacher read to find out :)
Online  by dangerousanim4ls
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I know this has been done 1 million and 1 times before, but I love these books. ~Harry Potter Next Generation Instagram. There will be spelling mistakes, feel free to point them out. It's literal fluff but oh well.
100 Magnus Bane Quotes by ___meraki
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100 quotes from the character Magnus Bane from The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices and The Bane Chronicles by Cassandra Clare. All quotes are property of Cassandra Clare. If anyone has a quote they would like me to include just post them on my profile and I'll put them in and dedicate the part to you. Thanks heaps! Enjoy!
Sex Lessons From Draco Malfoy (Dramione) by Always_a_slytherin
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"Malfoy?" I repeated. "Kiss me." He said, suddenly. "Might as well start now." He looked at me expectantly, so full of desire, that I couldn't breathe for a moment. The emotion in Draco's eyes was something far different from the need I had grown used to seeing in Ron's eyes. Draco was looking at me like I was the only thing in the world that mattered at that very moment, his eyes devouring me hungrily as if they couldn't believe that I was really in front of him. In spite of myself, I stepped further into his embrace, pressing a hand to his chest. His hand remained on my face, still but a whisper of a touch, as if afraid that if he pushed, this fragile moment would shatter beyond repair. I stared up at him, confused by his hesitation. These were just lessons, right? I was so used to kissing Ron that this was strange, what made it even stranger was that it was Malfoy I was going to kiss. His hand unconsciously drifted to my waist, and he pulled me closer gently, making it clear that this was my choice, and I could break the embrace if I wished. His face came closer to mine, slowly but steadily, and it stopped just centimeters from mine. He was so close now, that I could see a faint scar on his lower lip. If I just moved my head a bit... ••••• When Ron cheats on Hermione because she won't satisfy him sexually, Hermione makes a deal with Draco Malfoy that will change her life forever, for better ...or worse. ••••• Warning: Contains mature content such as bad language and sexual themes. Also, mentions of rape and triggering themes. Now in editing by SirenSong55 Highest rank: #1 in Dramione #50 in fanfiction #1 in romance Cover by @khmbrleya
Sex lessons from Draco Malfoy (Unedited) by Always_a_slytherin
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This is the unedited version, there is an edited one on my profile, which is still underway. I'm keeping the unedited version on a separate book so my readers can still read it. Enjoy Highest rankings: #1 in dramione #6 in Draco Malfoy
Sasha X Potato by SillyMillyMooMoo
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Sasha gets married to a potato and stuff happens