Misunderstood and overmedicated, twelve-year-old Lilith Bloom finds the prospect of a grand family reunion decidedly dull... That is, until she discovers that the rose garden surrounding her grandfather's Berlin mansion is, well, completely and utterly carnivorous. Armed with Panther, her talking pet whippet, and the help of the mute boy next door, Lilith must unravel the secrets behind the mysterious estate, all while her family remains gloriously unaware that they are about to be devoured.

In Zoophobia Jack is a both physically and mentally tortured character and this version of Zoophobia takes a dark turn as our loving and shy character has finally snapped as he goes on a blind rampage using his bad luck as a weapon, no longer aware of those who loved him most, he now sees everyone as enemies and feels no mercy. and the only person with hope of stopping him is a purple shapeshifter who's known Jack since they were kids by the name of Jill.

*in an epic narration voice* They're back in black. The boys are back in town (Ace too) Okay, enough song puns.

This is gonna be good...and weird but a good weird. Wait, no, maybe this will be bad. Oh well!

Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.

This is a book of jokes that I mostly made up but some I found from other books! Lolz! Please enjoy though! XD

This is the second version of my other The book of Jokes!! Please remember if offended, I don't care.

My life is done. Get wrecked. Anyway just look.

This book is about puns and jokes! if you do not like jokes and puns then you dont have to read ! (if you hate puns i think your secretly papyrus)