Read book one first please. Tom Phillips, 30 and a half years old, is gay, homophobic, racist, and sexist. Sami Callihan, his 5 and a half year old best friend, is with him every step of the way. Follow his journey after he marries the love of his life, Jerry Lawler. *THIS STORY IS NOT MADE TO OFFEND ANYONE IN SPECIFIC, I'M SORRY IF THIS STORY OFFENDS YOU, IT'S ONLY FOR HUMOR*