Just teeth cringing, facepalm worthy, nails on a chalkboard kinda things that I NEED to rant about. If you want humor, honesty, and a place to rant, read this book. If not, DON'T READ... It isn't like I'm forcing you to read it or anything... DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR ANNOYING FANFICTION IN THIS BOOK...FANS AND RICK RIORDIAN OWNS THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!

Maybe at the end of the day we could go home. If only we could find it, right? Or are we just restless souls, supposed to wander in eternity? I found my home where at least expected it. But they found me again. And the world is in danger again. And if I don't fight for it, there will be no place to return to. And because fates twist and turn, lives begin and end, people come and go, hearts break and heal, we have to face a new challenge, one that could kill us on the spot. Friendly advice. Don't put the weight of the world on a few human hearts. Especially the ones that are slowly approaching their breaking point.

Things at Camp Half-Blood get intense! After the War with Gaea, it seems like our favorite team of Demigods get obsessed with texting!!

Title says all :) I got really bored so made this. Credit to everyone who made these edits. Rick Riordan Owns the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus books, not me *tear*

There's a bunch of pjo stuff on my camera roll so why not? *Percy Jackson Memes 2 is out now!*

The worsts moments in any (cliche or so) Percy Jackson fanfiction. ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!! Inspired by all the rest :)

"Annabeth who do you want me to meet so badly" Magnus said annoyed. "That's the thing it's a surprise!" She said more excited than usual. "Just tell me where-" Annabeth interrupted him. "We're here!" Magnus looked in front of him to see a giant group of what seemed to be cabins there were 9 medium sized ones, 3 large ones and too many small ones to even count. Each one had I different theme, his eyes were drawn to a pink and purple cabin surrounded by girls and boys that seemed to be prepping themselves for a fashion show. While other kids were training and fighting. "Wow this is-"Magnus started "Amazing I know. Its camp half blood" she finished. " it's a place for demigods to be safe and to learn to defend themselves. But more importantly I want you toto meet some people 7 to be exact, so stop starring and come with me!"

WARNING WARNING WARNING: THIS DEMIGOD FACEBOOK WILL HAVE SPOILERS IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE LAST BOOK OF THE SERIES, "The Blood Of Olympus". IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE entire SERIES DO NOT READ THIS <><><><><><><><> After the war against Gaea, and Leo is at camp with Calypso, life is good. Leo invented a machine that allows demigods to use technology, but then he invented a facebook. Simple as that, right? Hahahaha you're wrong. Contains shipping, pranks, funny moments. Humor, romance, HoO characters, um..., more stuffs, etc. I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS (All belong to Rick Riordan) AND I SHALL NOT MAKE ANY MORE CHARACTERS OR CHANGE THEM BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS. Why in the Hades are you still reading this?!? Read the dam facebook! If you want.

You seen magnus chase...get ready to see more! disclaimer; jokes are not mine. i mostly found these on tumblr.

I will point out the many flaws of Percy Jackson FanFics That is all (Looking back on this makes me have regrets)