"Hello" "Hey." "Umm, so do you want some ice cream?" "Why else would I call an ice cream shop in the middle of a summer day when it is broiling hot and reaching record highs in the temperature department?" "Good point, so what do you want?" "Mint chocolate chip. My favorite! By the way, you have a very deep voice." "It comes with being a person of the manly gender. You have a higher voice." "It comes with being a person of the female gender." "Mint chocolate chip?" "Yes, please!" Cover made by the amazing @artBae-

"I'll only ever come to love one thing, and thats pizza." "Give me twenty eight days to prove otherwise." #65 In Short Story (Dialogue category) 6/21/17 :) *old story*

in which a girl orders chinese food from another girl and eats it. book two in the foodie series ♀lowercase intended♀

in which a boy delivers waffles and a girl eats them. book one in the foodie series ✿lowercase intended✿

Top 10 for the #TNTHorrorContest! What is it about death that makes folks so hungry? For Eric Norby, it's an obsession. Lovingly crafted, home-baked, funeral-infused hot dishes are simply to die for...and he'll do anything to keep them coming.

In which a Subway worker teaches her customer the real reason why people use condiments

The most horrifying book ever. Read at your own risk.