⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING⚠️ Burns, Comebacks, Jokes, Pick up lines. Come on, comment and vote! It's the full package! Updating everyday!😀 STILL TRIGGER WARNING DO NOT READ IF TRIGGERED EASILY! The jokes in this book are not meant to offend anyone, but obviously it will because it's 2017 and everyone is offended by everything😒 Anyway enjoy!😄

COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! They all belong to the rightful owners. NOTE: These are not to be used offensively and are only for laughing matters! :) stel & sel

" I can't believe you cheated on me!" I yelled, causing more people to stare. "You should have seen it coming, Kylie! You know girls find me irresistible!" Austen smirked. Austen and Kylie were the perfect couple. At first, Kylie was reluctant to date Austen because he was known as the school's biggest playboy, but he finally convinced her. Six months later, she caught him in the janitors closet with her biggest nemesis, Britney. The next day, Kylie's dad received a huge job offer he couldn't refuse. She was forced to move to Miami, Florida but kind of liked the idea of starting over. Little did she know, just two months later, the company was going to be moved to Los Angeles, California, her home town. Kylie had already made new friends and was finally starting to enjoy life. On her first day back, she meets a jerk who she presumes is just another one of Austen's friends. As time goes on, does this guy prove to be the newest playboy or the biggest sweetheart?

You grew up in Japan with your brother, mom and dad. You had a normal life till there's an unexpected turn when you turned 15 and got attacked. You were held captive. Later on, once you escape, you learn that you were transformed into a ghoul. You were taken captive of the CCG, but something happens, someone is on your side.

A bunch of fluffy, angsty and tragedy one shots of our favorite couple in Tokyo Ghoul, Kaneki X Touka.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*