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  • Donald Trump Smut: HIM.
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    Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

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  • The secret life of underground meme dealers
    441 43 15

    Pete Wentz- the meme King Patrick stump- the maymay King. Best friends in reality but mortal enemies in the underground world of illegal memes and maymays. *slow updates*

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  • 101+ Reasons Why Gerard Way Tops
    1M 28.3K 113

    Very scientifical facts including pictures, quotes, and other shit #gerardtops2k4ever

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  • Clean versions of dirty Fanfics
    49.8K 1.1K 12

    Yes. I'm starting with the milk fic. and yes. you can request. and yes. I will read them first.

  • The Story of Turkey Vic ((one-shot))
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    A Thanksgiving one-shot about Turkey Vic. This is a stupid joke I thought of during school so please enjoy.

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  • Jaime is so hot
    580 57 1

    Jaime is so hot so I share my story with you.

  • How NOT to Write a Fanfic
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    Sorry if I piss you off. A lot of this is opinion.

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  • 69 Shades of Kellic
    2.9K 74 16

    Kellin and Vic are 50 shades of gay. (One shot collection)

  • An Illegal Love (Jaime Preciado x Donald Trump) (BoyxBoy)
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    Donald Trump thinks that Jaime Preciado of Pierce the Veil is an illegal immigrant and soon goes to a concert. What will happen when they meet face to face? Will Donald try to deport Jaime? Or will he give in to lust? (an AU in which Donald Trump has become president and is now for some reason trying to ship our spiky...

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  • the clarinet fic
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    Due to Spongebob and Squidward getting fired from the Krusty Krab, they turn to something else to make money

  • A Bobtrick Smut
    116 8 1

    "Get over yourself."

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  • Breebob N' The Gang
    47 9 2

    What adventures will Breebob Urine face with his l i t as f r i c k frens? (I'm gonna murder myself for this later on)

  • The Observations of Patrick Kraker.
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    I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of cou...

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  • Diary Of A Fake Fan
    1M 70.9K 149

    Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS

  • Diary Of (Actual) Complete And Utter Band Trash
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    This is the ''sequel'' to Diary Of A Fake Fan narrated by Jessica's friend, Ciara. This book begins in late April, 2017 so I recommend you read this once you when you get to around that time in Diary Of A Fake Fan, otherwise it might not make the most sense.

  • diary of emo spongebob
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    I'm just a lonely sponge trynna make it in this world xD

  • Mean Bands (Bandom version of Mean Girls)
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    Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself...

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  • diree of ryhan
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    beebo is back! and he's back with a plan! ryan will never be able to escape him.. ever..

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  • diree of beebo
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    hi der mi nam is beebo. wulcum to mi diree.

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  • The Pat Fic
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    Patrick hates being called Pat. Somebody calls him Pat. Somebody is taught a lesson in the worst kind of way. (THIS IS A JOKE OMG)

  • Pete Wentz + Broccoli
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    this is the best thing you're ever going to read so sit down and get ready for it ok man i love broccoli and pete wentz this is going to be the best thing ever omfg

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  • Big Emo 6
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    When sin and tragedy befall the city of San Bandsokyo, musical prodigy Gerard Way and his inflatable robot companion, Patrick, team up with a group of friends to form Big Emo 6, the most punk-rock superhero group to ever exist. (I don't own Big Hero 6 or any of the band members featured in this story. Please don't cop...

  • Mikey Way and the Tambourine
    847 67 1

    Mikey Way picks up a tambourine and gets taught an important lesson about not taking things from strangers !!!

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