Harleen Quinzel the 2nd, and I am the product of a reformed psycho and an abusive jerkwad. Dad died from overdosing on Titan Formula but everyone knows that. What they didn't know was me. I was born in between the many times my mother "Harley Quinn" was locked up in Arkham Asylum and before stupid Arkham City. Cripes what a mess that was. I was only a few years old, like maybe four around the time the Mayor made Arkham City. Mom had been beaten to a pulp by my father again so they tossed her in the clink and somehow I had survived. Mom stayed in Arkham for a long time of her own free will to make sure she carried me safely. Well until she heard a guard mention that as soon as I was born the asylum would take me away from her. Mom left that night. Seven months along and still ninja like enough to get out and not be caught. In fact mom says they didn't find out till breakfast next morning. Guess they relaxed security on the pregnant psycho.. But anyway that's how I came to be. Let me tell you what came next. [cover credit to riseneternalflame.deviantart.com]

I was a nightmare to the city of Gotham that is why I wanted to change we will start at the beginning A great big thanks to my amazing friend @DaughterOfADeadman for the cover

5 year old tommy has no idea that his father, the Joker, is actually a "bad man". He looks up to his father and vies to be like him. But his curiosity gets the best of him one night. Will he heed his fathers warning? Or will an innocent child's curiosity cause hell?

The Joker and his flame learn that they'll soon hear the pitter patter of a little clown baby. How will they react to this news? Can they keep it a secret? What happens when a friend turns into a foe? Why am I asking you these questions? Read to find out!

MUST READ "Hurt me:Jokers flame" to understand this story. Sequel of hurt me: Joker's flame Leyla has tapped into a lighter side of the clown prince. No one thought he was capable of being selfless, but one night, he loses it. And he loses her. Can he get her back? And what will they do about the man who split them apart?

One fateful night, chance encounters are made and their lives forever change. Love either weakens you or strengthens you and Joker finds out just what love does to him. Warning: Smut, language, violence

Mistah J cradled me in his arms, "I missed you." He mumbles. "Me too Puddin." He gets closer to my face...

"I don't think you know who you're messing with" he says when I kick him where the sun don't shine. I scoff, "if anything, you don't know who you're messing with" ~ this is about the daughter of Harley Quinn and The Joker ~

Have you ever heard dreams are fate? How about more a beginning of a new life. My name is Avery i thought i had a pretty normal average life. But when i started having weird dreams and hearing voices i found out I'm not only human and my whole life was a lie.