Some halal jokes to get all your troubles off your mind, and have a laugh with your brothers and sisters. ❤

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[My stories do NOT represent Islam, they represent most Muslims nowadays] ~~~~ "So I can't be this close to you?" Brody softly asked, pretending he didn't know the rules of my religion. "THEN LEAVE", he added pointing towards the door. And that's when it hit me, it wasn't him who was holding me there.. it was my own body that was craving for his touch. "LEAVE!", Brody shouted. I was looking at him, not moving any part of my body. He grabbed my waist with both hands, pulled me closer to him until our bodies touched. "You have no idea how many times I've dreamt of this moment", Brody whispered. ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ She is; Kind Caring Intelligent Helpful And Muslim He is; A bully A jerk Annoying Cocky And is unsure about his believes He used to bully her, she used to hate him... But what will happen when they get paired up with eachother for their project? And will one of them develop feelings for one another? Read and find out. •Also, this story involves religions like Islam but that doesn't mean that the characters in this story are perfect.. We all make mistakes• And Allah (Subhana Wa'Tahala) is the best of planners. [Holy Quran 8:30] Highest ranking: #1 [multiple times]

6 girls. 7 boys. 1 awesome vacation. Or that's what they thought. What happens when the power goes out and people are getting killed by the minute? A murderer in the same house with 12 innocent other people. It's the battle of life and death for these unlucky teenagers. A curious one. A delinquent. A delinquent's twin. An idiot. A nerd. The popular one. The popular one's sidekick. A jock. A player. The class clown. A suck up. A rich kid. A hacker. One normal vacation gone wrong. No one can be trusted. EDITING AS OF 4/16 ------------------------------------------------- Started: 3/23/17 Finished: 4/9/17 #15 in Mystery/Thriller 4/19/17 😍

Confessions of a Proud Indian teenager- all that stuff desis go through in their life. Hope you can relate to it and even if you can't, hope this tickles your funny bones. Keep laughing✌ ~SA Highest rank #1 *Contains DARK HUMOR and PUN which can seriously, highly Make you Burst into laughter* XD

memesssssss ｗａｒｎｉｎｇ: this book is really old and contains memes from like 2015. proceed at your own risk 💀

"A hungry wolf at all the herd will run, in hope, through all, to make sure of one" I heard the whisper again as I sat on the forest floor, blood dripping from my wrists. I knew those words to well and with a gust of wind hitting my face I looked up to see HIM standing in front of me with eyes pure red. I smiled weakly "it's been a long time dev..." I closed my eyes then felt arms wrap around me. "To long that's for sure! What have you done" he growled. "Dev-oh no! What have you done!" I heard two other voice that made me smile. "You all left and moved on, now its my turn" I whispered. "Oh no it's not" and with that said I let out a piecing scream and I felt him bite my arm. ************* It started when I was 6, I was always the outcast of family and they made sure I knew it. So I wanted to leave and I tried believe me I really tried. But when I was going to jumped I heard THE WHISPER for the first time. And the words 'A hungry wolf at all the herd will run, in hope, through all, to make sure of one'. Suddenly I didn't feel so alone anymore and when I turned around, I came face to face with 3 people that are going to change my life forever. And it all started with one very little whisper.