❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson LEARNED.

Funny random facts:)

Even if it's not Monday, you will like these facts. Don't believe what you read? Look it up! I guarantee it's true. I research my facts every time, and authenticity is my main focus. Come back every day for more fun randomness!

I think girls wouldn't be able to use these, but don't worry i'll find some that girls can say to guys xD

I cannot guarantee that all these facts are true, but let's imagine that they are. All of these were written when I was a smol child and I cringe at it but this book is my most popular so I'm keeping it up. Give it a read if you'd like. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #7 IN RANDOM CATEGORY! (the glory days are over now)

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

Dat perfect meme doh

This is the second book, enjoy this shit. Warning: Viewer discretion is advised.