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Whipped ✔ by TahliePurvis
Whipped ✔
TahliePurvis
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When Sheriff's daughter, Maisie, is about to lose her grandmother's bakery, she enlists the help of four delinquents who are seconds away from prison.
I Knew You Before We Met by lykisses
I Knew You Before We Met
lykisses
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"What a brilliant idea, Bonnie. Now his friends saw us with it." I shook my head. "Hey, don't try to pin this whole thing off on me. I was only trying to help...you should have never stolen it!" She rubbed the temples of her forehead. "I didn't steal. I borrowed." I stated. Jonah went towards the window and pulled one of the blinds down a little. "Uh, guys? You may want to stop the cat fight. Skylor's outside. And he looks pretty pissed off." Suddenly there were a series of loud thuds on my front door. "I know you're in there, Ivy! Either you open up the damn door or I'm breaking it down, I swear!" Skylor yelled. •*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*• [ trailer is in chapter one : ]
His Nerd Next Door by HoneyJewelz
His Nerd Next Door
HoneyJewelz
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One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that would ultimately determine her social life, reputation, and mentality. Survive through highschool. How hard can it be right? ... WRONG!!!! She was reading in her room when she just decided to take one... Little... HARMLESS glance outside of her new bedroom window. But all of a sudden... BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There stood a half naked, greek god bad boy right before her very own eyes!! So you may ask, what do you do in a situation like this? SIMPLE. You squat down in the middle of your bedroom floor... Because that's obviously not embarrassing... And start doing ninja rolls from one side of the room to the window curtains going COMPLETELY UNNOTICED. Well... That is until you bang your head against the wall after doing a total of SIX slightly slanted ninja rolls right in front of your friendly... Still without clothes... Abs are present... Somewhat very sexy... Abs are still present... Okay really good looking... ABS I REPEAT ABS ON SHOW... Hot, sexy, and did I mention ab-delicious Neighbor Or to be more specific... Ashton Rider. Say goodbye to an unnoticed school year, and hello to the bad boy's world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Book one in the T.B.B.B. (The Bad Boy Boxer) Series WARNING: Lots of typing mistakes!!! Read at your own risk!! Editing will be taken place when I find motivation!!! (Heh... about that....)
The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️ by LeRoyaleJae
The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️
LeRoyaleJae
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|| HIGHEST RANKS: #13 in HUMOR #79 in TEEN FICTION || If you are going to be BAD, then you have to do it the BAD way... It's pretty simple: 1) Don't get caught 2) Always have a Plan B 3) If all else fails... Run...Run for your life! Everyone has a bad side. Some try to deny it's existence, some hide it and others well...they rule the world with it. In the book of being BAD there are ninety-nine formulas for world domination... Number one: You aren't BAD until you can walk around the school dressed in all pink and have everyone afraid to approach you. Number two: You aren't BAD until you can break into a certain bad boys house and well... do the wrong kinds of stuff. Number three: You aren't bad until quite frankly, you have declared vengeance against the bad boy. ~*~ "I heard you like bad boys," Blade says with a vivid smirk on his face. I glared up at him, without responding clenching my fists fighting the urge to punch him in the face. "So...?" He says after a couple seconds of silence. "So what?" "So what do you think...Tinker Bell?" He says emphasing on the stupid name. His face moved closer to mine and I stared back into his green eyes, watching the fire inside ignite. I smirked, "Then find me one." Blade grins at my witty retort and shrugs it off. "I look at you and I see cotton candy, but then you open your mouth... and suddenly you turn into licorice," he scoffs. "Welcome to the game bitch, your move, now let's play." ~*~ When two very unlikely paths cross, it turns into chaos, vengeance and the ultimate revenge schemes. Has Blade Collins finally met his match? Or has he met the devil himself in the form of a high school girl? One, who he didn't even know existed only twenty minutes ago. But now he does, and what's left to do... but finish the war that has started.
CRAZY TOGETHER!!! by tepigforlife
CRAZY TOGETHER!!!
tepigforlife
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This is a mash up of characters from We Kidnapped a Psycho and Kidnapped In My Unicorn Onesie.
We Kidnapped A Psycho. (discontinued) by aeralust
We Kidnapped A Psycho. (discontinued)
aeralust
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'MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PAST AND I'M HOME BOUND,' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'STARING BLANKLY AHEAD, MAKING MY WAY, MAKING MY WAY THROUGH THE CROWD.' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'DADADADADADADUN....AND I NEED YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND I MISS YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND NOW I WONDE-' 'Oh, my, god. Can you please shut the fuck up!' These are just many of the arguments you will hear in this book. The title say's it all. Noah Le Blanc, the most dangerous person in the world, make's the biggest mistake of his life when he orders his best friend Liam to kidnap someone innocent for 'Shits and Giggles' as Isabella says. So Liam picks a small girl in a hoodie. Isabella Jade. The craziest, Sarcastic, smartass, Badassed, sassiest and one of the most intelligent people anyone would ever get to meet. Did I say she was an absolute Psycho? 'Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah, Noa-' 'What do you want!' 'I had a dream that you were a duck last night.' Give it a shot
Curfew Under Management by Maxxblack
Curfew Under Management
Maxxblack
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Phoebe Brookes had only one job, and that was to babysit the sister of her brother's evil sorority girlfriend. Not only does she manage to fail that task, but just in a matter of five hours, she co-journeys on an epic search party, embarking on greater heights no junior has ever gone.
SPY GIRL: Metamorphosis |Wattys 2019| by Sabrinachick248
SPY GIRL: Metamorphosis |Wattys 2019|
Sabrinachick248
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Spy Girl: Metamorphosis NEW UPDATES STARTING MID JANUARY 2020! Michelle Morgan works at the top secret SSOST ( Secret Society Of Smart Teens) She and her best friend, Jordan, are called to Miami for, after years of training, their first mission. They are to uncover a teen bomber who has been making friends with the wrong people, and bombing several SSOST sites. Unfortunately, there is a slight problem. Michelle used to live in Miami and all her old bullies, haters, and enemies are still there, in the same high school which she is to attend. Will Michelle finally stand up to them? Or will they rip open the half healed wounds of the past, putting the safety of the mission-and her-in danger? #34 in adventure 11/27/16 #35 in adventure 11/20/16 #37 in adventure 11/19/16 #39 in adventure 7/4/16 #49 in adventure 6/24/16 #51 in adventure 6/25/16 #57 in adventure 6/20/16 #63 in adventure 6/19/2016 #88 in adventure Feb.2015 #75 in Adventure May.2016 cover edit by @Baneen121
The Fight For Love | Rewritten Version ✎ by trinitystories_xo
The Fight For Love | Rewritten Version ✎
trinitystories_xo
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#1 in Teen Fiction, Action, & New Adult ❤︎ ❝Sometimes falling for the enemy is inevitable❞ ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ After being betrayed by her only friend, Anastasia Martinez Stone gets thrown into a dangerous world full of fighting, racing, drugs, pain, and death. The Royal Reapers is the strongest gang in The Underworld, a place only known in the world of the gangs, and it's her families business that she stayed away from. Now Ana has joined in and she's not there to play games. Two years later, after the death of her older brother, she returns to the chaotic town that once destroyed her. Ana's plan was to finish senior year at the school that caused her so many problems, without drawing too much attention to herself so that she can keep both of her lives separate... For her own safety. Nobody is going to know the real her, because she's going to have to disguise herself as the girl she used to be. What happens when she crosses paths with the deadliest street fighter in town, Ryder Grimaldi... Who just so happens to be her fathers worst enemy, the leader of the second strongest gang, The Bronze Demons? Anastasia's life isn't easy, especially since there's someone who wants her. The infamous Rueben Slade, ex-member of The Royal Reapers and now, leader of the third strongest gang, The Crimson Ghosts. He's always wanted Anastasia all to himself and he's willing to do anything to have her, even if that means drugging her into believing she's his. You better buckle up and get ready for the romance, drama, heartbreak, and pain because it's heading your way! Only this time, it's going to be way more intense than the original book. Keep reading to follow Anastasia on her journey to fight for love... ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ You can read the COMPLETED original version in another book on my profile! Votes are inaccurate because not all chapters are published!!
Bad Kitty by LadySarcasm
Bad Kitty
LadySarcasm
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Katherine Eliza Miller A.K.A Kitty is a typical Biker Chick. More Like a Female version of the so called 'Bad' Boys of the school. She lives her life carefree and doesn't give a fuck about anything. What happens when she gets in a group project with four nerds? Can she actually fall for one of them? Archer Noah Theron is a typical nerd and a geek. His life revolves around studying and hanging out with his friends to watch Star Wars. What happens when a girl like Katherine is added to his normal geeky group of friends for a group project? Can sparks fly between these two? Read and figure out! Cover by @inhalingsarcasm 17/10/16: Humor #49