"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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Residual rain still spattered the window as he set his foot onto the shingled roof. His head still pounding from the powerful blow to his ear. He'd rather risk falling off the roof than spending another second with that dreadful man. No where was safe anymore, but he was ready to sprint away, he was ready to r u n. oh shit whaddup i did an edgy cliffhanger hook to spark ur interest in the traash that is my literature there gonna be mentions and vivid descriptions of abuse, domestic violence, gore, mental illness and other edgy things that may be triggering there will be soft gays and funny shit too, dont worry i drew the cover so yeet here we go my soot boiz gonna do a big panic gay edge

Every Tuesday during football practice, sixteen year old Sem Bolton finds himself stealing glances at the gorgeous college boy jogging down the path next to the fields. He was his dirty little secret. His guilty pleasure. His unobtainable fantasy: safe and distant on the other side of the chainlink fence. Then, through a series of unpleasant events including being forced on a camping trip, it turns out his unobtainable fantasy is not so unobtainable after all. Not only is gorgeous college boy gay as well, he also wants to date Sem. Now, Sem was never one to play it safe. But outing himself was in a whole different league than testing his mother's patience or taking hits in the boxing ring. Was he really ready to date a guy, all consequences included? As if internal struggles weren't enough, count on girls, friends, and an estranged brother, to complicate stuff even further. Photo on the cover by: https://unsplash.com/@nickkarvounis

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Charlie bent over, whispering unforgettable words into the male's ear. "Ur mum gay."

despacito

A short story of Matt X Will told from Matt's perspective. Matt has been dealing with Hanahaki disease for a month, and he's ashamed of it. Throwing up orange flowers everytime he thinks of his long time crush, Wilbur...

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