Hilarious quotes for you to laugh over

This is going to be a book filled with funny and unique jokes that are not meant to offend anyone in any way.

"What is this life ruining plague formally known as Friendzone Fever you ask, well let me tell you. It is the corrupt workings of a higher party which lead to me being born to always and I repeat always being put in the FRIENDZONE!!!" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Claire Parker otherwise known by her bestfriend as "boyfriend repellent" has gone through seventeen years of her life stuck in the friendzones of multiple boys and she's tired of this self diagnosed fever taking over her life. She is ready for change but change doesn't come without a struggle. So to all of you boys out there watch out because it's time for Claire Parker to emerge out of the Friendzone and she's coming for each and every one of you!!! (Highest Rank So Far) ( #22 In Humour 1 - 11- 17)

Find out how Rory's summoning ability was discovered and why he decided to come to Vocans Academy. This is a short story set in the world of Summoner: The Novice, described as Harry Potter meets Lord of the Rings and Pokemon. You can buy it now in all good bookstores and online, including Barnes and Noble, Waterstones, Amazon, Kindle, iBooks, Google Play, Kobo and Nook.

Arcturus is just an orphaned stableboy, when he discovers he has the ability to summon demons from another world. As the first commoner to have this skill, he is sent to Vocans Military Academy, where the lost arts of summoning, spellcraft and demonology are taught to the noble children of the Hominum Empire. With no one but his demon Sacharissa to help him, Arcturus must survive the gruelling challenges of the Academy, whilst navigating the political fallout that his discovery set in motion. ************************************************************************************ This is the first part of THE OUTCAST, prequel to THE NOVICE, but you don't need to read them in any particular order. You can buy THE NOVICE now in all good bookstores and online, including Barnes and Noble, Waterstones, Amazon, Kindle, iBooks, Google Play, Kobo and Nook. THE OUTCAST will be available in the same places in May, 2018.