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  • pause // dan howell x reader
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    romance doesn't always begin at first glance, but when the world is paused, it's hard to ignore a second heartbeat. © ; 2016 Highest Ranking: #9 in Fanfiction (aahhh thank you so much) #1 in phillester #1 in superpowers #2 in amazingphil #2 in danisnotonfire #3 in danhowell | WORKING ON FINAL CHAPTER |

  • Dear Evan Hansen memes
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    ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴀᴘ ᴛᴀᴘ ᴛᴀᴘɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʟᴀss, ᴡᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs. Highest ranking #2 in Dear Evan Hansen tag #5 in memes

  • There's A Jock in My Bed! [✓]
    11.6M 279K 29

    #1 & 3 in the "There's A..." series. #2 is on my profile. [Editing] He's popular, I'm a nobody. He's a senior, I'm a freshman. He goes to wild parties, I stay home all night. So how did he end up in my bed? Where will it go from here and how much will he pay to keep it all a secret? (Boyxboy) Cover by @LoveInsanity

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  • Boss baby X figet spinner
    932 7 8

    Boss baby meet fidget spinner because mettaton showe him how eee Loaf me

  • Top and Tail [boyxboy] [slash]
    9.1M 337K 26

    Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favouri...

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  • Number ~E.G.D~ ~G.B.D~
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    Ethan finds a phone number in his pocket he texts it... What happens? MAJOR THANKS TO @Kristenwhite11 here on wattpad or Dolans.are.bae.af on IG for the amazing cover for this fanfic!

  • Usagi Draws II
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    Hi there, maybe-innocent-person-that-somehow-found-this-book! I'm Usagi! Uhm, so, yeah. This is my art book.. well technically the 6th book in the series. So!~ I hope you won't cringe as much as I do sharing these drawings. I most likely would share: Fandoms, Cartoons, Anime, Animations, Short Animations, Sketch...

  • Really bad puns (really bad)
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    Incredibly bad puns

  • Bad Puns And Jokes
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    I make a lot of bad jokes and puns. They've become part of my personality. So, what better way to express my personality than a book full of them!

  • bad puns
    330 16 5

    okay so im going to make this book and hopefully you will all like and yea better because these a these awesome. *btw theses are random puns i found on the Internet*

  • 1000 Bad Puns!!
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    The title says it all And if you read it and comment and vote I'll love you forever

  • Bad puns and Jokes that'll make you go, "Ha... ha..."
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    Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.

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  • Pranks, Pajamas and Pretty Bad Puns
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    "eBay is pretty useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches," I laughed, nervously as his hot breath fanned my face. His breathing was rough and he bore through me with his electric green eyes. "I want to fucking kill you right here. Right now." he growled. He sounded like a werewolf. Imag...

  • Bad Puns
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    101 puns that will get you through the day

  • My Bad Puns And Jokes
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    In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆

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  • Bad Puns
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    This a collection of bad puns and jokes that I find. This story was inspired by a kid in my class named Lucas. ( Thanks!)

  • ☻ BAD PUNS ☻
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    "Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them" -sarah

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  • Bad Jokes.
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    A poem about my annoyance at bad jokes.

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  • Bad Jokes, Dad Jokes
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    I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make you smile. ⚠ Please note ⚠ : I do not own all of these jokes/puns. Credits go to their original owners. Started: Jan. 7, 2017 « Highest ranking » 08/16...

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  • 10 Bad Jokes
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    These are just a bunch of bad jokes I know. Enjoy!

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  • Really Good and Bad Jokes
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    A funny joke book with lots of bad jokes! Most of them are good jokes, I hope. Please check out Mostly Good Jokes, the sequel. Warning: I've already told you there are going to be some really bad jokes in here, so please don't waste the comments to tell me how bad it is. RUDE AND HATEFUL COMMENTS ARE NOT TOLERATED AND...

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  • THE ORIGINAL JOKES BOOK
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    You have never heard of these jokes before! Almost 70k reads baby!

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  • Thomas The Train Memes
    2.5K 90 3

    I got 7 mac elevens, about 8 .38s--

  • Dirty Laundry
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    *this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, rig...

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  • The Demon's Girlfriend (MaBill)
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    16 year old Mabel and Dipper Pines enroll in Gravity Falls high school and when Mabel bumps into a familiar face, her life turns around.

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  • Elmo and Friends Memes
    973 78 3

    Elmo loves his crayons.

  • The Starbucks Hotline
    1.4M 115K 42

    ❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

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  • Club Penguin Memes (#Wattys2016)
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    Let's admit it, we all played Club Penguin as a kid. And if you didn't, you haven't lived. But for those of us who have, let us rejoice and relive the good ol' Club Penguin days.

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  • SpongeBob Memes
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    Are ya ready, kids?