Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

fuckboy!phil x innocent!dan tw: slight mentions of abuse/depression

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Phil is a poor boy forced to marry another man. He's not very healthy and he's very anxious to be the husband of a rich man. The constant cloud of suicide and anxiety follows Phil Lester everywhere he goes and he struggles to fit into his new life. It's a good thing this man he marries is a good man and eventually Phil falls in love. 2019 edit- TRIGGER WARNING, CUTTING AND STUFF WARNING- 9 YEAR DIFFERENCE cover credit to- @AnnekaCannon

Hi~ This is a collection of phan one-shots that I love and I hope you all love them as well! All of these are from Tumblr and Archive of Our Own [there is not will there ever be smut in this particular collection{ *N O T E* I am NOT the author of any of these stories (nor do I claim to be) if one of your stories are published here, and you wish for me to take it down, please private message me so that I can remove it! Much love~

Phil was doing a project. He needed to take pictures of things he found beautiful. That's how he met so many different people, all mesmerisingly beautiful. :) ~this is just a short story I threw together in a few days so sorry if it's horrible~ Also this is based on a video on YouTube where a girl goes around telling people they're beautiful. I watched it and I immediately needed to write something :3 COVER CREDIT TO 21PINECONES :D