Psst...DO NOT read this book if you get offended easily. The rants written in it are some things that annoy me on Wattpad. DON'T READ IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Phew! 'cause one time wasn't enough. Welcome to One Line Wattpad Rants ;) Cover by the one and only @supernovass ▶Highest Ranking: #6 in Random◀

** on chapters = may cause offence or be inappropriate. Simply skip these ones if you wish. So there's this app called "Whisper". Here are some of the funniest posts I've seen on it. All rights go to Whisper and the users who posted them. If anyone sees their post and wants me to remove it, please leave me a DM so I know to remove it :) (I don't check comments very often). #66 in random 13/04/17

Kousei's life has become monotone, his thrashing inner turmoil has haunted him ever since his brother died, among other tragedies. A dull black and white world is all he sees all around him, that is until he met her. She is the vibrant gem within the darkness who pulls him into the light.

Do you ever come up with a scene or dialogue that would be perfect in a story? I do, but they could never be full stories. So I'll just write them here instead. ©cirenoz

Every guard who has ever tried to fill the role of Yuuri's royal bodyguard has quit after a month. Victor, his newest guard, is determined to stay. Started- 2/12/17 Ended- 3/3/17 (Unedited for now)

Poetry the life trapped inside find it's way out with only words that speak to the soul.

#2 in ylia // 10-11-22 Talks about cherry blossoms, flowers, performances, stars, ...the letter. Kousei writes letters to Kaori. He has words left unsaid and words that he can't say, but only write. He writes to her knowing that she can read them, knowing that they reach her. He misses her everyday and she needs to know that. Know how much of an impact she had on him and how he handles her absence.

"Because they inspire you. It's the one person who...knew you and accepted you, before anyone else did, or when no one else would..." Viktuuri OneShot//Angst//Fluff//MPREG//Long Chapter

Everything had changed. Everything. But Viktor still loved Yuuri. And Yuuri still loved him, deep in his heart. Viktuuri//Angst//Fluff//Medium Chapters//Upper Case

» win or lose, we call everything on the ice 'love' « a bit of fluff featuring the most adorable katsudon on earth and a certain silver-haired Russian living legend. [I do not own the characters, they belong to the creators of the wonderful anime Yuri!!!on ice] [I also don't own the fanart on the cover, I only edited it a bit. Credit goes to awanqi.tumblr.com]