Who would have thought a boring school day would turn out like that?

Joshler smut (Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun from TØP) don't read if you are sensitive about the mentioning of dicks.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Saw this on Tumblr, decided to make this and see where it went. A rap battle featuring 2009!Dan, 2009!Phil, 2015!Dan, 2015!Phil, Dil, and the Lion.