When soulmates touch one another, they leave colored marks on their skin. How long the mark lasts and the intensity of the mark depends on the length of contact between the two people. The way to determine the colors the soulmates leave on each others skin is to look into their eyes. "This is Lady _____ ________," he said. "And, Lady _____, this is my son, Shoto Todoroki." "It's a pleasure to meet you," I said and curtsied politely. Shoto bowed equally as politely. "The pleasure is mine." ______ = First Name ________ = Last Name ____________ = (eye) Color Amazing cover by @banghoeholywater!!! EDIT: AAAAH THANK YOU FOR 1K VIEWS!!! EDIT 6/10/2018: I can't believe I have to do this, but it's time to lay down some commenting ground rules. 1: for the love of god, no Lenny Faces 2: do not sing Hamilton or other songs in the comments. I have no seen Hamilton and therefore cannot reference the play. 3: this is a fan fiction that children under the age of 18 have access to. Please keep excessive cursing to a minimum 4: also because children under the age have access to this story there will not be any smut in this so please stop asking. 5: do not, I repeat, DO NOT use or allude to any kind of "Daddy Kink" even as a joke. It really does make me super uncomfortable. 6: NO RPING IN THE COMMENT SECTIONS! Take that stuff to DM's but do not use the comment section for this stuff. Rules subject to change/be added depending on if more shit gets out of hand. Thank you all for your understanding and cooperation.

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In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆

"Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them" -sarah

This a collection of bad puns and jokes that I find. This story was inspired by a kid in my class named Lucas. ( Thanks!)

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye