Have you been burned more times than a bootleg DVD? Are you tired of being cut down worse than an African rain-forest? The next time you're the target of some joker, make that smart-ass look like a dumb-ass with these sure-killer comebacks! Extracted from* http://thoughtcatalog.com/darren-johnson/2014/07/25-comebacks-for-killer-insults/*

The most Cheesiest Jokes you'll ever hear

This is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will contain 101 parts including the intro give or take depending on whether or not I want to add extra chapters to mark every 100. Please enjoy and use in moderation.

Random crap to do when your bored.

Lori, Miranda, and Tess were best friends since first grade. Thick as thieves. Then one tragic night, Miranda goes missing. The sleepy little town of Maplewood is beside themselves as months pass with no word of the missing girl. Life goes on though and Lora and Tess are determined to move on as well. But can they?