OMG LOOK ITS LIKE ABOUT CALLIE A GIRL WHO bumPS INTO LIKE BIANCA AT SCHOOL AND BIANCA HATES HeR BUT LIKE WILL THEY FALL IN LOVE? LOL FIND OUT

**A Wattpad Cliche** Cover by @thatcyrusguy I actually love Wattpad. It is a really genius idea. But, I'm sure that I'm not the only one who searches for hours upon hours (okay, ten minutes) searching for that perfect non-cliche book. This is for all aspiring writers who want to know the don'ts (just the don'ts) of writing a wattpad book, and also for anyone who loves it when other people are made fun of. Fall in love with Lana as she stumbles through life as a clueless naive 17-year-old supermodel. Actually, don't fall in love with her. Because if you do, Braxton the guy she might (definitely will) end up with by the end of the story, will freaking kill you. Thank you for reading. Captain_Epic_Jen Find on Amazon at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KNKCFVZ (Link in comments and Bio)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I hope you brought your potato chips and pretzels because this tea party is going to get salty. *COMPLETED*

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DISCLAIMER ;; I DID NOT WRITE STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. THANK GOODNESS. ALL I OWN IS MY SARCASTIC COMMENTS If you haven't heard about Starkit's Prophecy, for one you are very, very lucky, and two, it is a very bad (I'm sorry I'm being honest here) fanfic about a kit who seems to be 'perfect'. If you look up Starkit's Prophecy on Google, or Yahoo, or whatever you use, you'll find it. Trust me. Anyway, in this book, as the title states, will be my reaction and comments to the fanfiction, Starkit's Prophecy, my comments will be bolded and inside whatever these are called "[ ]".