Attack on titan jokes I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE JOKES!!! But the ones that i own will be said.

The title says it all.

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts. The place for everyone living the sloth life - slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Do you wish to regret life? Do you want to see the countless messed up things that people have written? Look no further, because this is as low as you can get. Welcome to BAD FANFICTIONS, featuring me, @NacaratJester ; who picks apart these abominations. EDIT: This has become an epidemic. Here on this glorious (trashy) book, me and @RandomMagikarp look for the "greatest" fanfics out there. From Undertale to Spy vs spy; we find the worst, period. If you find bad fanfics, pm us, we might put it on here.