"She is my mate." Silence. "You might not like the sound of what I'm about to tell you," Joey told me, "She's his daughter." "Whose?" It took me a minute to figure out what Joey meant as he chose not to answer me. Whales. Richard Whales. My father. WHAT HAPPENS IN A WORLD WHERE TWO POWERFUL FORCES ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER UNTIL THEY FIND OUT THAT THEY ARE SIBLINGS?

Welcome to England's posh places, rich lives and rather poor souls, where betrayal and lies colour the picture. The text humourously describes the drama, with focus on how your closest could be your worst. Set in a world of an exclusive environment, I bewrite the bitchy snobbery of the elite and wealthy, with romance and perfidiousness in the show. Parents are included but not allowed to spoil the fun. Enjoy?