"Hey there beautiful, wanna go out sometime?" He asked with a slight smirk. "With you?" I asked in a sweet voice. "Sure thing baby girl" He replied. I faced him, slightly moving closer. "You know what I really want?" I asked in a seductive tone. "Mhm?" he asked, his eyes filled with lust. I slowly leaned forward, placing my hands on his chest and leaned towards his mouth. My mouth was inches away from his and he closed his eyes as I smirked with satisfaction. It was working. Surprising everyone, I lifted my leg and kicked him were the sun don't shine. Gasps were heard throughout the hall and Chase instantly fell to the ground, holding his precious jewels. "What the fuck?!" He groaned. In a deadly sweet voice I got down to eye level. "Well now you know how it feels when you break a girls heart". I stood up and walked away. Everyone looked at me with awe stricken faces and I twirled my body around putting my hand on my hip. "By the way the names Avery Blue" I spoke loudly. Flashes of recognition crossed people's faces but Chase was the most shocked of them all. I stared at Chase straight in the eyes. "Karma's a bitch" before turning around and continuing my way to physics class. xx Avery Blue has had enough of being tormented by her classmates and leaves school to return with one agenda. To show everyone who's boss and not to mess with her. She leaves school for a term and comes back hotter than ever and also one major badass. You could say Karma's a bitch. The only thing missing on her agenda was to somehow get tangled up in a gang. No sarcastic remark will get her out of this one. xx Highest ranking: #2 in teen fiction 6/11/2016 #1 in humor 18/1/2018, thanks guys so much xx This book is completed and has now been completely edited (22/05/2020) Cover by: @beautifullyyoung Official trailer by @mizdancer

Summer Haynes, a.k.a 'Ms. Clumsy'. A lazy Tomboy trying to get her crush's attention with the help of her former ex bully. This is not the best idea to start with... ~*~ Hey guys.. this is my first story.. (I wrote this when I was 14/15.. so this is written quite horribly lol but if you want.. give it a shot.. ) It's just for laughs. Please don't take anything in this seriously.. I wrote this just to make people laugh a little.. ** WARNING: THERE ARE GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING ERRORS IN THIS BOOK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.. *)) THERE'S ALSO A FEW SWEAR WORDS! *))) there might be scenes too cringy for certain users.. don't say I didn't warn you.

Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS

I look around to see the guys staring at me with jaws dropped. Well what do they expect to happen, you steal a girls Nutella she will turn violent "I like her" this time it was chase who spoke witch surprised me because he is usually a quiet person. "So short cake would you mind telling how the hell you, a five foot girl just knocked a six foot two guy on his ass?" Tyler asked staring straight into my eyes "My daddy taught me" all of a sudden Ryder jumped to his feet and looked at me like I had lost my mind "your what?" I should probably introduce myself, my name is Angelina Botòr. I am actually five foot two unlike what Tyler said, I have medium length dark brownie black hair and as you may of noticed I LOVE Nutella. So fair warning you touch my Nutella I brake you hand, just joking but you would get a small injury that's inevitable. How did I knock the famous Troublemaker/bad boy on his ass? You ask well that's simple when you have a dad like mine. He taught me how to protect myself just in case one of his "business" partners tried any thing like kidnapping me or stuff like that. Oh sorry your probably confused right now well hopefully this will clear it up My dad is the leader of one of the biggest gangs in the World ------------------------------------------------------- This story is about a small girl who gets the attention of not only the 4 baddest trouble makers in her school but the attention of all the gangs in Orlando. Why are they interested in her? You ask. Maybe because she is the daughter of Antonio Botòr. No, it's because this small sized package can pack a serious punch, what will they do with a sweet and innocent little girl? Well why don't you read this book and find out for yourself Highest ranking #6 in humour 11/9/17 #4 in humour 3/10/17 #4 in humour 28/11/17 Featured

Highest rank #1 in humor [30 chapters] The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show up at night and leave before midnight. The quiet and uninteresting life of hers, unexpectedly was thrown into chaos. Having an introverted personality, Ryder struggles to keep up with the very energetic Aiden. However, because of the lack of her social skills, all of Aiden's flirty remarks and hints miss the mark, leading to Ryder accidentally friendzoning her crush, all while trying to figure out who the stranger that meets her every night is. With the mystery of the stranger's identity and the awkward moments spent with Aiden pickling her mind and heart, Ryder realizes that she has been dragged into a whirl of feelings she has never experienced before.

HIGHEST RANK #1 in Humor ONLY A 10 CHAPTER SAMPLE!! Read the complete book on Dreame (Use the link from my profile) Adrian Indelicato, son of the world's most notorious Mafia, enters a high school for the first time, after being home schooled all his life. Adrian is everything to his father and what he wants he gets. He is super cocky, super hot and super talented. Janet Clayden, daughter of one of the most successful business tycoons' is a poster child. She is witty, daring and extremely sarcastic. Being rich and the captain of the school's rowing team ever since freshman years, she is quite popular. Well, the first day isn't a low profile one for Adrian, as you would have already guessed. All hell breaks loose as he collides and tumbles down the staircase, with Janet in his arms. Janet sees him as a potential enemy. Adrian sees her as a challenge. As Adrian continues to trouble Janet for the rest of the days, she fires back, with her witty comebacks and unusual pranks. Amidst all this Adrian, develops a soft spot for the fiery queen. And. When, Severin Indelicato gets to know about his son's liking, he is determined to get Adrian the girl. But by his harsh ways. And. Janet Chanel Clayden is kidnapped For The Mafia's Son. As we say Everything Is Fair In Love And War. Book 1 in Clan Mafiòso Series. The CRAZIEST Mafia story you'll ever read! THIS IS A 10 CHAPTER SAMPLE. FULL BOOK AVAILABLE ON FICFUN ONLY!! The beautiful cover once again by Shruti727!

When Sheriff's daughter, Maisie, is about to lose her grandmother's bakery, she enlists the help of four delinquents who are seconds away from prison.

"Orange lillies are said to represent passion. I just want you to know that I hate you with a burning passion." - In which a sarcastic, sassy and undeniably heartbroken boy who goes by the name of Archer Giovani buys flowers for his cheating ex-girlfriend everyday according to his different emotions in the shop Elnora Constantine happens to work in. Highest ranking: #43 - 8/2/17 - SS #50 - 5/2/17 - SS #55 - 2/2/17 - SS #304 - 11/4/17 - H

What If snow white never ate the apple, would she have met the prince, would the queen still find a different way to kill snow white, lets see.

From cute pictures to deep af drawings. It's all in here 😁. Warning this book is filled with dry jokes and puns 😂Enter at your own risk ✨