I've noticed a LOT of 'cat' synonyms in tons of wattpad users names soooooo I figured i'd start a war with Lilpup. Who's planning on making an alternate of the @cat-clan. So just humor me will you? Opportunity to win is scratching at my leg. I cat just not do this! I clawve my pride to much.

A bard and his black shelled snail walk into a village named Worn.

Description and prologue inside I do not own undertale

Harry gets a new neighbor. He soon sees Narcissa Malfoy(nee Black) come and visit that same neighbor. He also learns that not only is this woman trying to get a trial for Sirius(her fiancé and his godfather) but was a muggleborn Slytherin that is also a certain Malfoy's godmother. And when he thought life couldn't get weirder, too. -----DONAWTOWNDONAWTOWNDONAWTOWNDONAWTOWNDONAWTOWNDONAWTOWN----- Her name? Eclipse Rhea Jameson. "Ipsy" for short. She also like to quote famous muggles. Specially something Churchill said to Gryffindors. as well as the fact that she couldn't ever bond to a wand.

Same rules as the other two, except this time with Larry Porker! ... wait did I read that right? Oh nope. Sorry it's with Harry Potter!

Amaya: and my pal, Eclipse and I are your hostesses! Eclipse: And you can ask/dare anyone of your choice! From ANY show/comic/movie/manga/game or book! UCC: and the list of people in every chapter- Error(undertale) Papyrus(undertale) Severus snape(Harry Potter) Kaoru(rorouni kenshin) And Fū(samurai champloo)

.... It's got poems? Some of them to reflect on books i've read. Just take your pick.

Error ends up saving a kid from an abusive home by accident and is then, through a one sided conversation, is decided to be their mother. And so he then proceeds to stop destroying and disappears from everyone. Now Ink is getting concerned, fresh and geno are demanding that they find their brother, and blue is... why is blueberry smiling? Isn't error his friend? Why is stretch not worried that error could be plotting? And let's not forget to mention the freaked out classic because his crush disappeared. (Do not own undertale or most characters used)

Hey everyone! First things first. PLEASE READ CHAPTER 5! Secondly, I've decided that writing this is better than an alternative choice I had so I'm gonna need help! Any undertale requests(I have the right to refuse ones i don't like)and I'll try to write them the best I can! I will not write lemons. Amaya is my character any and all may borrow her IF they ask me first. Do not own Undertale or the AUs.

... Just didn't have enough room on my profile for all of them. Comment that you're going to use them before you do so please.