[Completed] [Featured!] A long, long time ago, when I was a chubby and unwanted teenaged girl there was this one guy I had a crush on. We hooked up but it was a one time thing. I went away to college and he went on to become a movie star. Now, in my thirties, Michael Fassbender walks back into my life. But not that I care. Right? [Mature Content Warning! Reader, beware! Dun dun dun!]