Come one, come all to this book of trashy humor and loads of immaturity. This is going to be a bit different, in the sense that it has a story but its composed of different scenarios that would occur in a relationship. So step right up and I'll try no to let you down. ~Author-chan

BASICALLY ITS JUST DANxPHIL FLUFFY AND OTHER STUFF BECAUSE I LOVE THEM PLEASE READ

Exactly what the title says.

Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|

A bunch of short stories because I'm a sucker for Peter Parker - Slowly being edited | - I DO NOT WRITE SMUT | - Highest rankings: #28 Fanfiction 30th July 2017 #8 One-shots 9th May 2018 #38 Shortstories 08th July 2018 Hope you enjoy! ♡

"Miss (L/n), you and Anderson have been assigned with an android from Cyberlife for these cases." "Really? Well...alright. When will he or she arrive?" "I don't know, but I just hope that a stupid piece of plastic doesn't mess things up around here." "It won't Sir! Besides, they'll have me and Hank looking after it! What could go wrong?" (A/N: DISCLAIMER! I don't own anything from Detroit: Become Human! Also, this story is done for female readers. I'm not good with girl x girl and guy x guy. Believe me, I'd butcher it....)

it is what it is. Update (10/28/2020): This was written in 2016-2017 so lots of this is outdated and has tons of mistakes and cringe LOL so bare with it The Hollands and Haz, starring: • Tom Holland •Harrison Osterfield •Peter Parker •Harry Holland •Sam Holland This book includes: •imagines •preferences •blurbs •fluff •swear words •make outs cuz I can't write smut •adorable boys •hot boys •LOTS of references to the fandom, shows, and movies •a few cringey imagines in the beginning Enjoy and comment!

Mr. Parker will see you now.

"Let's give Peter a little hug from another Stark."