it all started with texting the 'wrong number.'

"how many boys have you fucked?" "I think that's inappropriate, sir." (i wrote this a while back and it's makes me cringe so fucking hard. currently i'm in the midst of rewriting each chapter).

"Brendon I swear to god, if you break that guitar you are getting a shoe up your ass!" The chaotic, doomed from the start but twisted with fluff, adventures of Dallon Weekes and Brendon Urie. Dallon has finally gotten his music career back on the road again and Brendon is coming with him. God, he wishes it was that easy. All rights reserved 2018®CockyLilo You steal my story I'll eat your soul *Rawr*

"Drive the car." "Wait, who the hell are you?" "Satan. Now DRIVE!" Dallon bringing home a stray puppy in his apartment already got him scolded by his landlord. Bringing home a runaway groom from God knows where is something he'd get killed for.

"@dallonw has followed you!" ❦ in which dallon is famous and brendon is a big fan

Brendon is really good at acting straight for drama performances It begins to make Dallon a bit jealous One of the winners of Fanfic's #Curtaincall contest for May 2016!

Dallon is a Curatrix, a guardian assigned to watch over a child on earth. Charged with protecting a child named Brendon, things are ok at first. But, as Brendon grows up, he becomes ungrateful towards Dallon. When Dallon finally has enough, he becomes human to show Brendon how hard life can REALLY be. Cover by @hbufrnk

They had a fool proof plan in place: Argue. Wait to be alone. Make out. The rules were just as simple: Don't get caught. Don't tell anyone. (and most importantly) DO NOT FALL IN LOVE. Tyler isn't sure he remembers when the last one went out the window, all he knows is he's royally screwed now. cover art by vyles-ray on tumblr

Ah yes, the classic ditch and cold shoulder combo - something Dallon is used to, which is definitely not a good thing, in case you were unaware. But thanks to Brendon, he's much more than simply aware of how awful it feels to watch your best friend leave you in the dust with no explanation, how it feels to watch your EX best friend make the optimal position on the famous football team and win 3 national championships in a row, get nothing but A's for 3 years, and do it all with the football teams beloved halfback. It's a good thing his comedic friend is there to keep him company. But first of all, how? Second of all, bad luck always makes its way to everyone, as does good luck to everybody else that'd been stuck in a never ending pit of despair for far too long. And third of all, Dallon's luck is about to change. ... "If only we knew," I told him, watching my own words twist up in frigid smoke "if only we knew that years later we wouldn't speak to each other until now, if only we knew how fucked up things would turn out to be." "I wouldn't dare to trade a second of any of it if I knew I'd end up right back here with you."

Mr. Shapiro was always been nice to Brendon, ever since He took him in 15 years ago. Brendon's 19 now, and everything is going great, although he isn't allowed to leave the house, everything was going the way it should be. Until he looked outside the window when Mr. S wasn't home. --- This is loosely based on the Cleveland kidnappings in 2013. There will be a non-consented sexual scene in here. Along with other triggering things like, anxiety, maybe self harm, blood, molestation. Please read at your own risk.