Caine's Guide To NOT BEING A NORMIE

Normies, don't read you little children!

KNIPPLES THE ENCHILADA KILLS SANIC THE HODGEHEG!!!

Knipples gets angry at Sanic for stealing the Master Quesadilla, and so he must now set off on an epic journy to kill Sanic and anyone who gets in his way and retrieve the Master Quesadilla. This definitely has to be the crappiest story ever written!