Everything was a lie. How could I have not seen this sooner. I was too naïve. I should have seen it. My name was Harry James Potter, and this is my true story. This is the story of how I discovered the truth.

Yes, you did read the title right! A short but sweet christmas tale to enjoy over the festive period!! It's a humorous story - It was written in jest Albus Dumbledore is in love with a certain Potions Master... But will the feeling be reciprocated?? PLEASE NOTE : ANY HOMOPHOBIC COMMENTS WILL BE REPORTED! THERE ARE NO SMUT SCENES (Dumbledore Smut would be just weird) Thanks to @HermioneGranger30501 for the amazing cover ❤️ Let's just say it's a clean story for strange minds with an odd sense of humour (like me) This is a ONE SHOT it will not be continued :-) All rights belong to JK Rowling this is just a fun fanfic

It all started with a trip. Sherlock had been acting weird, and everyone thought he was just stressed, so he and John go on a trip to Fiji. Yet, what was supposed to be a relaxing vacation from the stresses of detective work only opened the door for much more stress and confusion when John begins to have strange feelings around his colleague, Sherlock Holmes. And Sherlock is still acting strange.

It's happening. It's here. DRAPPLE 2 IS HERE! This is the second book in the cheesy (No! Appely!) fanfic series that is Drapple by Strangeamatic!!!! k so if you haven't read book 1 yet, do it or I will stuff an apple in your face while you sleep. Well. The plot. Draco and Apple are happily married, and have many not-disturbing-at-all children. But one sinister villain is on the rise: Pear. The children of Apple and Draco will play a vital role in this incredibly epic tale, as backstories are revealed and people are eaten. But don't worry, you can't compare pears and apples. Oh. Nevermind. You can compare Apple and Pear. Who is stronger? Who will win? WHAT IS APPLE'S DARK SECRET? DUN DUN DUNH DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. AS ALWAYS, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, THEY ALL BELONG TO THE OH SO GREAT QUEEN JK ROWLING!!!! All situations are mine though, and nothing at all corresponds with the book 'cause I'm dumb or something idk. Well, anyways, just go read it! i hope you love this as much as you did the first!

Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JK ROWLING. I HAVE MADE UP THE STORY FOR HUMOR AND ENTERTAINMENT. THIS PLOT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AT ALL, IT IS JUST A FANFICTION.