Basically everyone from Homestuck... DISCONTINUED CAUSE I'M A LAZY ASSHOLE THAT DOESN'T GO ON WATTPAD ANYMORE

some smut ya know it's 2019 and the homestucks are still here with some motherfucking x readers ;o) [ALSO IF YOU KNOW ME IRL *coUGH R E Y COUGH* plEASE DO N O T READ THIS!!] cover photo: rialexian on instagram

It's just a reader insert with your and Dave really. Plot? Meh, it's just days in your life with Dave and other people Your gonna hate me at some point :3 enjoy

(Y/n) was in her second year of school, not once was she noticed for something good. Known as a freak and an outcast. But when she joins the Anime club, she meets the most popular boy in school, Dirk Strider.

A few one-shots that come to mind with Dave. Do enjoy~ A lot of these will probably be really cliche and boring but I hope that you'll like it anyway. Also Dave is super out of character.... A lot of the time. I apologize for this. My first fanfic( ；'Д｀)

You of corse have a crush on the one and only Dave Strider, just like every other girl in your school. He's just so mysterious and perfect. Your best friend Kanya desides to throw a party , she invited him. What happens next? *wonk* I do not own Homestuck or any of the characters, they all belong to Master Hussie. I also don't own any of the pictures.

Exactly what it sounds like

-BASICALLY ON HIATUS- ~~~ - dont comment the same thing multiple times, ill read it eventually - request on the request chapter - respect that im just human and cant pump out fics whenever it suits you - dont be a tightass about my author notes u3o - never underestimate my rage, i can and will write a chapter calling you out for grammar and spelling - i will probs flirt with you and call you bby. this is normal. [squints] ~~~ As the title is, this is just a bunch of Homestuck x Reader One-shots! I may do requests if I run out of ideas later, but until then just sit back and read. ~~~ This is a Homestuck fanfic book. There's going to be some swearing. I'll put up a warning if theirs any lemons/smut/whatever you weirdos wanna call it for all you lemonophobes. ~~~ (Y/N) (L/N) is Your first name and last name, (H/L) (H/C) is length and colour of your hair, (F/C) is your favourite colour, (F/F) is favourite food, (Y/H) is your house/hive, (Y/H/A) is your house/hive address, And I'm sure you'll figure the rest out, (Y/N). You're smart enough right?

A bunch of stories, please dont ask me to update ill write one when ever i have a idea.

Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are <3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). (Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017) °×° Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). And thank you for 100k reads! <3 ((Various!Homestuck X Reader))