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When Lacey, a open and frankly dumb professional middle aged white woman, finds Bill, a handsome virginial scientist in the fruit section of the organic grocery store, a bushel of locally grown kale isn't the only thing produced.

"Now why would I tell you that? You're a complete stranger." "That's the point. I won't judge you. Plus, I'm depressed too, you know." A story of recovery, depression, and finding true love in the process. --- About The Story: • mentions of self-harm, abuse/domestic violence, suicide, and depression • #17 in phone [18.5.18] • #850 in comfort [31.5.18] • #387 in together [16.7.18] • #565 in broken [02.08.18] • #622 in stranger [11.08.18] • #100 in comfort [13.03.19] • 100 reads [27.10.18]

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

When Maxon chooses America instead of Kriss to be his wife, he sends her back to Columbia with nothing but a broken heart. Kriss didn't come out of her house for weeks, trying to see where she went wrong during the competition. Her parents insist that she starts to work in the Communications Department at the local university in an attempt to get her back to her normal self. At first, she hates it because people saw her as "the girl Maxon almost picked". 5 months later, a party is thrown to welcome home a professor who was away in Honduragua for a year. Little did she know, that was the start of the happily ever after she was made for. **ALL CHARACTER CREDS GOES TO KIERA CASS**

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Guardians of the Galaxy according to Groot

The second half of the Marauders' Fifth Year has already started with a ton of excitement - but the year is not finished yet. As the Ministry continues the hunt for Harold Minchum and the cave in which he is suspected to be concealed, the Marauders grapple with coming to terms with their own losses and changes... *** This is a continuation of The Marauders series, be sure to read the others before reading this one! (Especially Year Five Part One) *** Year Five: https://www.wattpad.com/story/79015556-the-marauders-year-five

The witches and wizards at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry are gripped by fear - fear of the Dark Lord, fear of political unrest, fear of passing their O.W.L.s! After a long summer, James and Sirius have taken it upon themselves to bring comedic relief to the castle -- and it's up to Remus (and his new shiny Prefect's badge!) to keep them in line (yeah right)... But it's not all fun and games about the castle as the Marauders discover there's something mad about the new Minister for Magic -- and it's up to them and the rest of the Order of the Phoenix to set things right!

From the moment they step onto the Hogwarts Express, the Marauder's Fourth Year at Hogwarts is explosive. Laced with friendship, love, hate, and all the emotions in between, the mysterious, adventure filled year may be the one that changes everything - at least, that's the promise of the new divination teacher...