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  • Dont Look Under The Bed
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    This story is horror

  • My granny's in love with my boyfriend
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    Is your grandma bloody thirsty for boys? Mine is. She's always by the window dribbling every time they walk past. And don't get me started on the mailman. She's unusually healthy for a woman over 100. She walks around the house half naked and leaves her false teeth *accidentally* in my food. But she doesn't stop ther...

  • I'm not stalking I'm just investigating.
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    "You see... he's my boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet." (prepare your self for one weird ass story featuring Malak Watson) " I collect the air Malak breathes in. Totally normal compared to what I've done over the last few months, never mind years. I've sold his saliva on eBay, I've stored his hair in a tiny woo...