"They think I'm insane, Mr. J," Harley giggled, staring into his eyes as she reached for his hand across the table. "They think you're strange. But I don't have to fucking tell them anything."

A series of one-shots which shows moments in Harley Quinn and The Joker's lives, ranging from small glimpses of normalcy to memories that will last a life time. Some will be graphic so be sure to read any trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter.

"Eenie, meenie, minie, moe!" She skipped before the captured group, holding her husband's bat out in their faces. She enjoyed the terrified looks on their faces. "This one, puddin'!" Harley called out, kicking up a heel as she looked back at Negan with a evil grin, "I want this one..." She pointed straight in the rugged man's face, holding her husband's bat over her shoulder. He looked from the man kneeled before his wife then nodded with a smile, "Whatever baby wants," Negan clasped his hand to Harley's backside, "baby gets. You heard the queen, pick up this scruffy mess." "And him." She pointed across the way tothe obvious leader of the group, "He looks like he'd cause some problems." "All in good time, baby. I got big plans for him." Negan muttered, kissing his wife's temple before stealing back his dirty bat to clean it.