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Frank is just an ordinary person, with an ordinary job, when one day everything changes. A flaming metal object falls from the sky, crashes right in his backyard, and what was inside it would change his life forever. Chapters: 33/33. Complete. FAQ at the end covers all 3 installations of the fic. Prologue and Epilogue can be found on my page.

Frank Iero and Gerard Way are the best of friends. They have been since they were young boys, they practically grew up together. Frank doesn't realise this, but Gerard is willing to die for him. Their popular-boy status at school comes with a lot of risks, with Frank managing to anger almost everyone in their city. Gangs, drug-dealers- you name it... Gerard has issues of his own. With a colourful sexuality and a rapidly dwindling mental state, the only way he can cheer himself up is by clearing up Frank's messes. Because he loves him, no matter how much of an asshole he is. Frank's carelessness begins to turn him into a monster, one almost out of control. His neighbour, Ava, becomes a huge influence on him. Falling for her, his life brings to shatter beneath us feet, and the only one that can save him is Frank. His best friend. Will Frank realise that his antics are turning his best friend into a sociopathic monster? Will Gerard be able to fight his urges? (TRIGGER WARNINGS- ***PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT HARM YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODIES YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELVES AND NOT ALLOW ANYBODY'S DUMB MIND ALTER THAT!!!!*** •Alcohol Abuse, Smoking •Reckless Behaviour •Casual Sex)

Gerard was late, and it was fucking raining. He'd missed the bus and it was fucking raining, and he was totally going to get dropped from the play if he was late again and he was so fucking screwed, but honestly Gerard wasn't all that keen on it when he'd heard the only main part he'd managed to get in this damn theatre group was of a fucking crossdresser. For someone who was supposed to be in the closet, he was doing an awfully bad job of it. Frank Iero was Gerard's favourite punk ass skater dickhead, that he was currently working on eternally denying to himself the crush he had on Frank, which totally didn't exist of course, but Frank was really cute, and Gerard was really stupid; stupid enough to think that he could totally pull off pretending to be a girl in order for heterosexual Frank Iero to fall for him. Surely, this was truly the worst idea Gerard Way has ever had.