I never thought this day would come, (Not so soon at least). The day I finally put my foot down and literally scream, "CAN YOU QUIETEN DOWN?", to yet another imbecile down the street. I think I realised how much, we as a society are forced to be tolerable of other people. When I went to the cinema and politely told this tall individual that I cannot see past their massive head all I received was a "that's your problem midget", and a big ol classic middle finger in front of the face. That got me thinking as I lay in my bed at 2 in the morning. It was as if a light bulb had gone off in my head because everything seemed a little brighter. I took my pen and paper and started jotting down my struggles which eventually turned into the abomination you have here. My very first book which was previously known as "Weird and wacky things girls understand" to now become what it was always destined to be. "Weird and wacky things nearly everyone understands". Undergoing complete reconstruction

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts. The place for everyone living the sloth life - slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life

A series of short stories about the complexity of life and love. Also if you like what you read follow my Instagram @s._c._jones for poems and quotes similar to my stories!

A place where you will find one beautiful quote by amazing personalities everyday. ~♥~ The Ultimate Heaven For Quote Lovers ~♥~

If you are bored and looking for a challenge in your day then this is what you have been looking for. Lol just kidding but still if you are not afraid to look like an idiot then read the quotes that reference a quote for the day and try and make them fit into your day. Comment and let me know how it worked out if you feel like it

**COMPLETED** Trust me, everyone has those little things that bug us no matter how stupid they are. And this is some of the things that I could think off the top of my head right now that make me want to punch a wall, if you Gus have any ideas please tell me! Also this will be a on going book so please stick around, Thx!

I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways