this story is intended to be humorous and does not aim to make fun of cliché stories...oh wait, yes it does ;) -•- ever wondered what happens after you die? after 17 year old malakai wakes up with no memory of where he is or why, he makes it his mission to retrieve what was taken from him. with the help of a demon, malakai goes on a journey of self-discovery, uncovering secrets from his past life and encountering new ones after his death. -•- ⚠️WARNING⚠️: contains reptilian taylor swift scenes and other random stuff! (lowercase intended) [highest ranking: #111 in humor] [started 16th of april 2018]

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

A quiet afternoon is infinitely more interesting when you add a young man who claims to be a time-traveler, a half-completed shopping list, and an unhealthy amount of sarcasm. {Written 2014}

***UNEDITED VERSION*** A changed/edited version will slowly be put up. Meghan Hume and Isaiah Hunt had the perfect love through high school, the type of love where you just knew they were going to get married and grow old together. But the last day of school brought the last day of their relationship. Now after five years and a chance meeting will their love reappear? Did it ever really go away? ***BE WARNED*** The main character in this story is stupid, annoying, and hated by most people. Just a heads up.;) #185 in Romance! (5/4/18) #39 in Romance! (5/7/18) # 1 in Jealousy out of 3.6k stories! (5/9/18) # 1 in Pregnancy out of 4.2k stories! (5/10/18) #3 in Heartbreak out if 11.7k stories! (5/10/18) #6 in Romance! (5/15/18) #9 in Love out of 187k stories! (5/15/18) Amazing cover by QueenOfHearts416 :)