The FIFTH story in canonical order of events. A miniature person in a clown's outfit with a short temper needs to get revenge on the one person he has hated all his life, and he needs some help in order to get it. The two people who were chosen to help him couldn't have been more terrible. He has to put up with two complete nincompoops for a whole year without tearing them to shreds, or his plan will not be allowed to come to fruition.