Warning: Book itself is decently Kaede heavy! Lots of FSF at the end! Hyakkaou Private Academy is run by the student council. And the student council is run by a mysterious girl: you. But very few people know this, allowing you to blend into the regular school population. Pranks, promiscuity and a lot of gambling ensue in this fun reader insert! The only rule is, you've always got to be on top! The end of the book is various xreader lemons if you just want that ;)

Orchid dragneel is the proud and strong little sister of natsu dragneel. She loves to train and hang out with the females of fairy tail and some of the guys. And she just so happens to be fifteen and she's a dragon half breed with a cute red tail. One day on a mission the gang is attacked by the dark guild raven tail and they are forced into a ferce battle, but when Orchid is injured the enemy takes advantage of this and throws orchid into a portal for her to die of blood loss. Luckily a certain fullmetal alchemist and his brother find her and they begin to love each other unconditionally. Disclaimer: I don't own fairy tail, FMA, or the characters but Hana.