When the citizens of the desert city Los Lagos come of age, they gain the ability to transform into a particular animal species, a last gift bestowed upon them through the genetic engineering of their ancestors. It's the distant future, and humanity has crumbled from its technological marvels. There's just one problem... Los Lagos is running out of water, and the Mayor's viciously enforced Wall Laws means no-one can ever leave. Lance and his friends must do something, or the last city of humanity will perish.

Liam Daybreak's best friend is murdered, his sister is given a few weeks to live because of cancer, and one of his classmates commits suicide. Faced with human mortality, he begins to question life and Is given the ability to go back in time and live differently, allowing him to learn both how simple acts of kindness can be life-saving, and that he should treasure every moment.

Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor [FEATURED, SEPT-OCT] An idealistic poet refuses to budge from the last parcel of land a developer needs to acquire in order to build a shopping mall. (Literary satire with pop culture references and environmental themes.) synopsis: The Myth of Wile E. is a riff on the modern obsession with fame and acclaim, as well as a mediation on the artist's place in the modern world, as seen through the eyes of a naive poet who is made simultaneously pathetic and heroic by the pursuit of a singular goal. In this novel, we meet an assortment of eccentric monomaniacs, from mushroom hunters in search of a legendary truffle, to birders pursuing a possibly-extinct bird, to competitive Duck Stamp artists, to "the World's Foremost Living Statue"...and even a very stubborn spider. Meanwhile, our narrator--a terrible, yet persistent, poet--battles a ruthless land developer who's determined to acquire the poet's humble property, in an escalating battle of wills that spirals out of control when the media gets involved. With these quirky events as a backdrop, we gradually learn of the misfortunes that befell each member of the poet's family in their various misguided quests for glory. We also learn why money makes the world go flat, why talent is a white elephant, and what it means for parents to love their children "to pieces." Some of my influences are Richard Brautigan (especially), Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, and George Saunders, so if you like any of them, I hope you'll enjoy this, too.

After a depressing rejection, botanist Carmen moves in with two lodgers: a mad astrophysicist, and what appears to be an inter-dimensional hell demon. It isn't the ideal trio, but they make it work. From accidentally dating racists, to defending their home against the friendly neighborhood Estonian mafioso, the lodgers bond to form an unlikely (and dysfunctional) family. [written in 2017]

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Lily is a Christian girl having fun walking with Jesus. She meets Matthew, a very rich guy who believes that God does not exist. She makes it her life mission to prove him wrong. Matthew makes a deal with her. She can either make him believe in God in three months or she has no option but to become his girlfriend. Highest ranking #14 in Spiritual

|| Highest Ranks: #7 Short Story, #130 Fiction, #1 Journal || Hunter Ryan finds something when hiding in the old Janitor's closet at school. Something that doesn't belong to him, and something he most definitely shouldn't touch, because that would be a complete invasion of privacy. "So why not find out? What harm could it possibly do?" ☆☆☆ By the way, just clarifying right now that this is FICTIONAL, not my diary, it's a story about a boy who finds a girl's diary [Cover credit to @weightingold!] Also, we won People's Choice in the 2016 Watty Awards, thank you so much! ❤

Ever wondered why so many bad things have happened to you? Yeah, that's probably because time travellers are trying to kill you. A three part tale on time travellers who had one job: Silvertip, a time traveller, is sent on multiple missions, to restore order to the universe, and fails, multiple times. The anniversary of the Titanic Sink is coming soon, and the Clockwork Travel Agency is giving out free tickets. Stephen Hawking is having a dinner party exclusively for time travellers, but who will show up? Book Cover creds to: @SilverBluinse

Hello, fellow fangirl! Here are a few ways for us to die. *smiles creepily* Welcome to the fangirl death book. #103 in Humour 16 Aug 2016 #96 in Humour 18 Aug 2016 #73 in Humour 31 Aug 2016 #65 in Humour 01 Sep 2016 #52 in Humour 13 Oct 2016 #139 in Humour 30 Oct 2016