Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A girl struggling with how she feels at school and her fantasies that helped her cope. Based off true events. . . . . . . . . I'm really not so good at descriptions but I'd like anyone who comes across this book to at least give me a chance. Please read the story tags so you know what you're getting in to lol. Feedback and votes are much appreciated.

For the newcomer who are not recognised.

ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʜᴇʀᴏɪɴᴇ, ʟᴏsᴛ ɪɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. It was not Nick Fury's designated recovery team that discovered Steve Rogers inundated by ice, nor were they the ones who had unthawed his frozen, preserved body. That accomplishment belonged solely to River, River Carmen, the unsung heroine of Steve Roger's return from his profoundly proclaimed death. She shielded him in her home with her intransigent fierceness, sheltered his tormented heart with her boundless kindness and captivated him with her vibrant intellectualism. And yet, during one storm wrenched night where she suddenly disappears, Steve immediately finds himself forgetting she ever existed and instead, is left helplessly wondering who's house he was residing in. Upon finally discovering Steve, Nick Fury is left with an abundance of unanswered questions about Steve's rescuer who not even Steve seems to recall or believe exists- even though acknowledging the small void of a person in his being. But with unwanted truths and corrupt lies lapsing into light, it's more predominant than ever before that Steve remembers River and how she disappeared, or else, well- no one wanted to even consider that.

We give you The Shines Award! Few Rules Few Stories Different Genres A Panel of Judges-- NO VOTES! Will your book make it? Get ready, The Shines Award is here! Want to know more? Read on! Founder-- Saniya Akbar. Head Judges @PiesandThighs and @neubera Highest rank:- #5 in Random (23.04.17)