History Humor
Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.
"AND THE STARS WILL MOURN YOUR FAILURE." When Daibazaal was destroyed by King Alfor of Altea over 10,000 years ago, the Galra Empire became obsessed with inflicting its wrath upon all corners of the universe. (Y/N) is the disgraced daughter of the Empire-the child of Emperor Zarkon himself. Betrayed and imprisoned, s...
There weren't only three people that went missing on the Kerberos mission, there was four. The fourth was Y/n Kogane, the top female fighter pilot in the garrison with skills beyond her age. When Lance finds her and Shiro with Keith memories of the girl who was one of his best friends and crush all got resurfaced. ...
We all know that Voltron can defeat Zarkon, but what if there is someone who has the power to destroy him. With (Y/n) help they can finally save the universe.
Kellie and Bram Kallada always knew they were Half-Galra. Bram had the ears to prove it. Kellie, the eyes. Both had Galra forms with the ability to walk on all fours. Their mother was a human, their father was a Galra, a Blade of Marmora member to be exact. When Kellie is ten and Bram is eight, the Galra Empire comes...
What do you do when your life suddenly turns into a comic book? There are people with superpowers flying around, giant monsters attacking downtown, and a secret society determined to take over the world. Mackenzie Reyes never wanted to be a hero but when a cute boy wearing a mask flies up to her window begging for her...
Mary Thompson is alive. How? Oliver Storm doesn't know. All he knows is that somehow she's come back and isn't the same as she was before. His best friend, Ian Thompson, doesn't know what to think. Olly was a superhero and never told even him. Plus, Oliver kind of caused the not-so-death of his sister. And Oliver...
The bell to my grandfathers old shop rang and I looked up from my magazine, "Welcome to Sugar Suga- whoa what happened to your face?" A dark haired man in worn black jeans spat on my perfectly polished cotton candy floor. "shut up and let me use the back room." I shrugged, staring at the light purple tile he spat on...