I hate parties. They're loud and obnoxious and horrible cliché - everyone always has to yell and there always has to be drama. This one day, however, my, er, friend invited me to one. I figured I'd lay low, drinking punch and sticking around the people I'm comfortable with. But, as you may guess, it didn't work that way. This is the story of why I will never go to a party again. Collaboration between @Goldendoodlegamer11 and @Snowyflight (tbh dawson did way more than me) Cover by @Snowyflight

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Tamara N. Dizzle is just your average best-looking girl on the entire planet. However, her diamond-studded world is flipped upside-down when her limousine runs into Brody, the brooding bad boy who lives next door and totally isn't a vampire! After he makes several life threats, the two polar opposites share a passionate kiss... and Tamara starts to view her privately-funded school with five hot tubs a little differently. Where did all of the town's excessive wealth come from? Why are her classmates oozing drama from every orifice, and could Brody secretly be... a VAMPIRE?!?! You'll have to read this 100% legitimate story and find out! Only a 90% chance of clawing your eyeballs into mush within their own sockets, guaranteed!

A whole collection of my mediocre art. Isn't that incredible? Random Updates. Mostly around 10 at once, every couple months

My 2017 Inktober drawings! I have no idea what I'm doing.