I'm shocked the last one was so beloved lmao.. keep those requests coming! And remember a lot of these are just satire and nothing serious.

Alfred turned to Arthur. "Why are they all staring at us? Should I say something?" "No, that'll just make them even more curious. It's not often that Hogwarts gets two new professors for subjects that aren't DADA." "Cool. So we're like celebrities now!" Alfred waved enthusiastically at the crowd. Arthur grabbed his hand and shoved it back down. "Remind me why I brought you here again?" NOTE: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR HARRY POTTER. THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE CREATORS.

Alfred F. Jones, the personification of the United States, is in a meeting when he gets an urgent phone call and leaves in a rush. Wait... he left his bag! What? A super long scroll? Why does he have that? Canada why are you and Mexico acting so strange? States Personified Depressed!America Mother!America / Father!America * Read at your own risk this sucks and I promise I DO NOT write like this anymore 😀