I'm shocked the last one was so beloved lmao.. keep those requests coming! And remember a lot of these are just satire and nothing serious.

Alfred F. Jones, the personification of the United States, is in a meeting when he gets an urgent phone call and leaves in a rush. Wait... he left his bag! What? A super long scroll? Why does he have that? Canada why are you and Mexico acting so strange? States Personified Depressed!America Mother!America / Father!America * Read at your own risk this sucks and I promise I DO NOT write like this anymore 😀