Karkat and Kanaya are rainbow drinkers in the 21 century who meet three unfortunate teenagers Jade Harley, Dave Strider, and Rose Lalonde. Kanaya lures Rose into what humans would call a lesbian relationship in hopes of sucking her blood dry only to have Karkat screw everything up with his overwhelming guilt. Can these two survive the 21 century read and find out.

Karkat is just starting highschool when he meets his older brother. When he looks back in his past his brother was a nerd but NOW. WOW!!!

What happens when kankri finds a letter that Cronus wrote to kankri but couldn't bring himself to give it to him? The note spilling his feelings. How will this red blood react to this violet bloods intentions of matespritship with him?

My first fan fiction!!! ^u^

Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are <3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). (Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017) °×° Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). And thank you for 100k reads! <3 ((Various!Homestuck X Reader))