Rule #1: Keep the house clean. Rule #7: Call me Master Jamie. Rule #11: We're not friends. Rule #101: No falling in love; I promise you, it's one-sided. Joe's entire life crumbled when his successful husband blatantly asked for a divorce and admitted that he no longer had any feelings for him. He fell into a crippling depression, losing his workplace, becoming an alcoholic and finding himself unable to afford a place to stay. His disappointed grandmother left him in the streets, and he was left homeless where he slept in alleyways, drunk. Until a new bartender named Jamie started working in at local bar Joe usually visited, and Joe was shocked when he asked, "How about you move-in with?" Not only does he get paid, but he basically lives there for free. Jamie offers him all his clothes, and free time to do whatever he wants. Under one condition, not only does Joe have to work as his housemaid, but he MUST follow ALL THE RULES. And I mean all of them. Even Rule #101: No falling in love. Well, shouldn't be that hard, right? At least that's what Joe thought.

16-year-old, Macy Ann Louise Uley has been sent to La Push, Washington to 'get in touch' with her original roots; well that's what her mother is telling her. The truth is she's been sent there for bad behavior. What she thinks will be a very boring trip menifests itself into an unexected journey of twists and turns. And it turns out her Uncle is holding out on way more than she thought, her father isn't the man she thought he was, and her half-sister knows a lot more than she does. While Macy stays at her Uncles, she finds her old friend Jacob and begin to rebuild her friendship with the old pal. But Jacob seems to be too pre-occupied with Bella almost to a point where he is purposely blocking Macy out. But that is the least of her worries, when a friend moves back into the picture, this time with dark motives that somehow link with the Cullens, La Push, Forks and maybe even the infamous newborns.

Meet Holly. Santa's daughter. When she meets Jett, her world get turned upside down. Moving right out of the North Pole and into Maine, she has to start High School! Trying to befriend Jett proves to be difficult, especially when he wants nothing to do with her. Meet Jett. He has an abusive father. As soon as he sees Holly, he knows there's something different about her. No matter how hard he tries, he just can't stay away from Holly. She's alluring and beautiful. Can Holly befriend Jett by Christmas and give him the best present he's ever gotten; his father to stop abusing them? And.. maybe, get a little love out of it? (Christmas story with a touch of Romance.)

-WINNER OF THE BEST ELIJAH MIKAELSON FAN-FIC IN THE TVD FANFICTION AWARDS 2017 -BEST RANKINGS #4 in TVD #4 in Elijah #4 in Mikealson . "They called her a Siren, Dangerous and Beautiful and Like a moth to a flame he couldn't resist" (Previously named Beauty of a Siren, The story is being re-worked, some parts will be the same others may not)

Assassins from all over the world have been searching for twins, who possess the ability to control people with their own words and thoughts. Peyton and Finn Oliver have been on the run ever since their parents were murdered right in front of their eyes. The twins find themselves at fault for their deaths, due to the fact that they were killed for protecting their children. Tired of being on the run, Finn takes control of the situation and makes a huge change in their lives. A change so big that the two of them find themselves moving to Beacon Hills for help from an Alpha.

Charlie Swan's niece comes to stay during New Moon. Paul Lahote/OC

never was a girl with a wicked mind. TEEN WOLF SEASON ONE. COMPLETED. © Monrox 2014, All Rights Reserved

I was surprised when she ran her hands down my abs, almost to the waist band of my pants. "Mila," I warned, watching her bite back a smile. There was unmistakable tension around us and I had no idea where it came from. Maybe it was the alcohol. I stared down at her, watching the sultry look on her face. "What are you doing to me," I muttered, resting my forehead against hers. I barely had a chance to blink before her lips were pressed against mine. My hands found their way to her hips, gripping them tightly as she tugged at my hair. Spinning her around, I pinned her against the wall. It felt like my lungs were going to burst as I pulled away, breathing hard. Mila gazed up at me, her eyes glazed over and cheeks pink. She reached up, wiping what I'm assuming was her lipstick from my lips. I couldn't help but lean down and press my lips against hers again. It was almost as if I was addicted to the way she fit against my body. "Ajax, we're both drunk," she gasped as I bit down on her ear gently. We could deal with the consequences later. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- TW: Mentions of Anxiety, Depression, and some suicidal thoughts Some Mature content - I'll put a warning before ;) Highest ranking in Romance - #8 12/20 Highest ranking in Dance - #1 12/22

Death is ready to visit a new world! Based on the published novel and Wattpad sensation, Death is My BFF is now a webcomic! Experience the story like never before now only on WEBTOON! This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ****** (2014 WATTY AWARD WINNER!) The legendary Angel of Death has spared Faith Williams' divine soul. However, this merciful act comes at a price. When she turns eighteen, her soul and everything that she is, will belong to him. The problem? Faith's not going to hell without a fight. Death isn't the only creature that has taken notice in her uniqueness. Demons, monsters, one vengeful demi-god, and a notorious playboy are all wrecking havoc on her life. Torn between two worlds, Faith must decide once and for all whom she can trust, and whom she can allow herself to love, before all of hell breaks loose. Even if it means striking another deal with Death. * * * FAQ: HELLO, YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON! :) You CAN read this story without reading the Original Death series. DEATH IS MY BFF REWRITTEN is a total rewrite of the first draft of "Death is My BFF", which I wrote when I was 14. The ORIGINAL series is on my profile, but it does not line up with this book. Again, the book you are currently on is "Death is My BFF Rewritten," which is part of the Rewritten Death Chronicles, and this book does not line up with the original Death series. Again, the Rewritten Death Chronicles will share similarities to the original series, but should be considered a SEPARATE from the series I wrote when I was 14! Please enjoy!!!!! Xoxo, Katarina E. Tonks * * * JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR THE DEATH SERIES!!! (Thank me later!!! LOL.) https://www.facebook.com/groups/308207282529485/

*CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 2* FIRST DRAFT Lila receives an ominous Valentine's Day card. Cupid & Cal are keeping a dark secret. Fate is being interfered with. And a sadistic, and extremely powerful banished cupid is intent on stealing Lila's heart. Literally. In the eagerly anticipated BOOK 2 OF THE CUPID'S MATCH SERIES - Arrows will fly, hearts will be stolen, undead cupids will rise, and a dark supernatural plot will emerge that will put more than just Lila's life (and heart) at stake. Perfect for fans of Percy Jackson and the Vampire Diaries. --- For the second time, follow Lila into a world of cupids, arrows, betrayal, and love, in the Watty award winning series with over 50 million reads online. Cupid's Match is in bookstores now! --- Come chat with me! (links in my bio) Twitter: @LEPalphreyman Instagram : @LaurenPalphreyman Facebook (the cupids!) : @CupidsMatchmakingService