hey guys, it's dacre. i was told goat meant "goodest of all time" and i thought that fit me perfectly. this book is where i will ask questions and see how you swines are doing, i will show off my "all lives matter" flags and some random stuff like that but one thing is really itching me right at this moment people say i look like shriek, now the man version is kind of hot but not as hot as me, you know? like not hot at all ew gross. but the ogre is extremely ugly and i'd cry if people were comparing me to him. i want to be my own person not some shreck. I LOVE MY FANS !!!1

Everything. Literally everything. Here you can find some shrek×reader or reader×favourite actor/ band member. I execute even the most ridiculous of requests. Be prepared ;) Credits to @phanromantic for creating this awesome cover!

Requested by Bemoo Irwin! ;D Cover by: @-fakebaby If you wanna make a cover, go ahead and tag me if you do :-)