There will be NO smut! I don't like writing it, no am I good at it. Plus, that would just be weird.

"hey dream? you're an asshole," she spoke slowly from her place in the corner, wrists tied behind her back. "you know, you're really not in a position to be saying things like that," he responded, twirling the handle of his sword in a circle.

lowercase intended. dreamwastaken x reader swearing real life minecraft, dream smp cover art was made by baguettesocks on instagram! y/n was a devoted warrior of l'manberg... maybe too devoted? GUYS 2M READS

" 𝐈'𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. " - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ©Jowelleee 2020 All Rights Reserved 𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 | 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐭 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

"𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞?" "𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢 𝐝𝐨, 𝐲/𝐧. 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭." 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. I now realize this story is less of an xreader and more of an oc named y/n. I apologize, this was my first ever xreader so I didn't really know what I was doing. *intentionally lowercased* *tommyinnit is only uncomfortable with fanfics that contain smut/nsfw. i will not be putting any smut or nsfw into this fanfic* (ps the beginning is probably really cringy in quality, and i'm slowly working on revisions :)) 100k on Dec 1, 2020 <3 200k on Jan 11, 2021 <3 300k on Feb 4, 2021 <3 400k on Feb 23, 2021 <3 500k on Mar 14, 2021 <3 600k on Apr 7, 2021 <3 700k on May 9, 2021 <3 800k on Jun 14, 2021 <3 900k on Jul 22, 2021 <3 1 million. Sep. 1, 2021❤️ started: september 29, 2020 finished: february 18, 2021 :p revisions started: june 8, 2021

while y/n was too busy yelling at her friend angelina for not helping her fight back people in bed wars, ranboo was still considering if he should raid you or not ty for 1M!!!<3

"You remember what I said a few months ago?" Alex asked. "About when you hit one million subscribers?" You thought for a moment, sorting through your memories. "You're going to have to be more specific." Alex smiled, sipping at her drink. "About the SMP." That jogged your memory immediately. "Wait- really?" You asked, now excited. "You'll ask if I can join?" Alex nodded, and your heart swelled up with joy. You were going to join the Dream SMP. And, oh, how your life would change because of it.