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Agnes And The Virgin (Under Construction) by Doljaegabbana
Agnes And The Virgin (Under Construction)
Doljaegabbana
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  • Parts 16
Sex Addict And Virgin Living Together? How Do You Think It Pans Out? Read More To Find Out
Bad is an Understatement | ✓ by IvyKnightWP
Bad is an Understatement | ✓
IvyKnightWP
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  • Parts 54
"I don't know who you think you are coming here, and acting like you don't care about anything. Now listen here Princess, because I'm not going to repeat myself. Here's a couple of rules that I'd like to enlighten upon you. Number one, you do not talk back to me. And two, you don't mess with me or the rules," his breath fans my face and I close my eyes. The proximity between us was terrifying. "I've dealt with many bitches like you, so I suggest that you follow those rules unless you want to end up like them," - he leans in. His mouth lingers near my ear, "used." ... "... You might think that you run this place, but you do not run me. Understand? And the sooner you understand that, the better it'll be for the both of us," I warn staring right into his eyes before walking away. I was more than amused by his dumbfounded expression. I stop, and turn back around, facing him, "And one piece of advice, know what you're fishing for before you start fishing. What if you find a shark and it reels you in, instead?" ⇒Highest rank: 1 in Chicklit on 01.08.16
The Black Queen | F. Weasley by sanne2700
The Black Queen | F. Weasley
sanne2700
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  • Parts 62
[ VERY SLOW UPDATES ] It all started in the year of 1989 when Salem Maia Black first attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As the daughter of Regulus Black she had to deal with assumptions and judgemental behaviour from her peers. Most of the Slytherin table called her a blood traitor and other foul names, because her father had turned on the Dark Lord by trying to back out of his duties. At least, that's what the rumours said... Kreacher had told her the truth once, he didn't like talking about it very much, which she understood. The other houses would rather avoid her altogether, because of her family background. They'd rather walk the other way when she trotted down the corridor instead of getting to know her and finding out that the girl is nothing like her family. Salem would even bet that nobody knew that she wasn't even raised by her death eater family members. Kreacher and Remus did a wonderful job, raising a kind girl who loved to learn and help others, but didn't shy away from causing mischief either. Everyone at Hogwarts would find that out soon enough. Highest ranking: 15/05/2020 - #1 ranked in GoldenTrio 19/09/2020 - #1 ranked in hpff 19/09/2020 - #1 ranked in Fred 21/02/2021 - #1 ranked in RegulusBlack 06/09/2020 - #2 ranked in AlbusDumbledore 06/11/2020 - #3 ranked in FredandGeorge 27/02/2021 - #6 ranked in harrypotterfanfiction 09/05/2021 - #7 ranked in Weasley 26/11/2020 - #8 ranked in SiriusBlack 14/01/2021 - #8 ranked in SeverusSnape 12/12/2020 - #20 ranked in pranks 18/02/2021 - #23 ranked in FredWeasley 03/04/2020 - #31 ranked in GeorgeWeasley - Harry Potter characters and universe belong to J.K. Rowling, I take no credits whatsoever when it comes to the original storyline, characters or universe. - Warning: mature content, violence, language.
The Bad Boy and My Cookie  by ElaBearXx
The Bad Boy and My Cookie
ElaBearXx
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  • Parts 44
❧♚☙ "Hey! That's my cookies you're stomping on!" My blue eyes meeting his dark blue ones. "What are you gonna do about it?" He taunted, his perfectly luscious lips smirking. "This!" I procedeed to kick him where the sun doesn't shine. ❧♚☙ ❁[HIGHEST RANK: #1 on TeenFiction-31/05/18 and #1 on Jokes - 22/08/20]❁
68 Days And Counting by nikki20038
68 Days And Counting
nikki20038
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NOTE: 68 Days and Counting is going to be published! The story has been split into two books and slightly altered for publication being renamed: Hitting the Crossbar (April 18th 2023) and Across the Line (April 2024). You can now buy Hitting the Crossbar here: https://books.wattpad.com/shop/p/hitting-the-crossbar Description: Sequel to first draft of The Bad Boy And the Tomboy. Macy Anderson and Sam Cahill are together in Manchester, England living the new university life with new friends, soccer teams, experiences, and more. Through their ups and downs navigating their first year in a new setting, follow along once again for the pair's new challenges in their relationship and their love of soccer. All Rights Reserved- ©nikki20038 No honestly, you copy this book, I will hunt you down and-kidding but you'll be in some serious shit :) #5 in Teen Fiction (5/2/17) Cover~ @Purplerabbit474789
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Kiss Me Again by Storm_Beauty
Kiss Me Again
Storm_Beauty
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  • Parts 56
~~~~~~~~~~~ Blake marquis heartthrob of school. He's famous for his looks and was popular among girls. He has huge fan following as he's a basketball player. Every girl has eyes on him but he had his eyes set on one girl |Evelyn Voltaire| who in turn has a huge crush on him. What happens when Evelyn got into a deal with him in order to get something from him. Highest ranked #89 in Teen fiction #82 in mystery-thriller ~~~~~~~~~~~ Published 05/09/2017 Completed N/A
I'm Back Bitches by eatsleepswimrepeat_
I'm Back Bitches
eatsleepswimrepeat_
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  • Parts 66
"Hey there beautiful, wanna go out sometime?" He asked with a slight smirk. "With you?" I asked in a sweet voice. "Sure thing baby girl" He replied. I faced him, slightly moving closer. "You know what I really want?" I asked in a seductive tone. "Mhm?" he asked, his eyes filled with lust. I slowly leaned forward, placing my hands on his chest and leaned towards his mouth. My mouth was inches away from his and he closed his eyes as I smirked with satisfaction. It was working. Surprising everyone, I lifted my leg and kicked him were the sun don't shine. Gasps were heard throughout the hall and Chase instantly fell to the ground, holding his precious jewels. "What the fuck?!" He groaned. In a deadly sweet voice I got down to eye level. "Well now you know how it feels when you break a girls heart". I stood up and walked away. Everyone looked at me with awe stricken faces and I twirled my body around putting my hand on my hip. "By the way the names Avery Blue" I spoke loudly. Flashes of recognition crossed people's faces but Chase was the most shocked of them all. I stared at Chase straight in the eyes. "Karma's a bitch" before turning around and continuing my way to physics class. xx Avery Blue has had enough of being tormented by her classmates and leaves school to return with one agenda. To show everyone who's boss and not to mess with her. She leaves school for a term and comes back hotter than ever and also one major badass. You could say Karma's a bitch. The only thing missing on her agenda was to somehow get tangled up in a gang. No sarcastic remark will get her out of this one. xx Highest ranking: #2 in teen fiction 6/11/2016 #1 in humor 18/1/2018, thanks guys so much xx This book is completed and has now been completely edited (22/05/2020) Cover by: @beautifullyyoung Official trailer by @mizdancer
Hello, Sexy by teentruths
Hello, Sexy
teentruths
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  • Parts 3
I woke up in a dark room breathless. "Oh good you're awake." He said in a rough voice. He leaned down next to me and said "I'm glad you got some rest. Now get ready we have a Galla to go to." I sat up "Galla?" My body ached. "Yes but the highlight of the night will be back when were back in this room." He straightened his tie. "What do you--" he pressed a finger to my lips "shh it's okay baby. I'll treat you gently I promise. But you have to be a good girl. Okay?" He kissed my forehead "your dress is in the closet. Get yourself nice and sexy." He winked and left.
Bad Boy Xavier | ✓ by rosesariella
Bad Boy Xavier | ✓
rosesariella
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  • Parts 35
"He's staring at you," my sister whispered, wide-eyed. Now that I realised, I could feel someone's eyes burning the back of my head and as I turned around to see what my sister was talking about and my jaw immediately dropped whilst a cold shiver ran up my spine at the sight of the school's dangerous, certified bad boy. I shrugged nervously and turned around to face my sister. "Maybe he's just looking at what I'm wearing." The outfit was pretty cute, hands down. "But he never stares at anyone. He has only given them a cold stare that lasts for at least two-seconds." Oh hell no.
Engaged to the Heartless Heartbreaker ✔ by sapphiregirl22
Engaged to the Heartless Heartbreaker ✔
sapphiregirl22
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Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #1 - painting, #1 - heartbreaker, #1 - one-sidedlove, #1 - unrequitedlove, #1 - engagement *********************** Still not satisfied with our physical contact, he leaned his face down to meet mine as his fingers gripped my chin. "Fiancée?" he asked, whispering the word. I nodded as the tension I felt from our body contact got even more intense. I stared at his handsome face. "You claim yourself my fiancée?" I nodded again. Of course, I was his fiancée and I'd claim that title no matter what. "Let's see if you really are," he whispered slowly in between his breathing. His tone broadcasted danger and it made me shudder. "A fiancée can kiss her man. Now, let's see if you can---" And with that, in just a heartbeat, he pressed his lips against mine. *********************** He is my one great love. I've loved and adored him since I laid my eyes on him and to be his wife is my life's absolute dream. But he hates me. He has hated me since the day he first saw me and he makes it sure that breaking my heart and pushing me away will be his greatest achievement. In spite of all the drama, the pain and the heartbreak he caused me, I still insist to be engaged to him --- this cold, aloof, and heartless man. Yes, he is my one great love. But he is my one great challenge as well. Will I be able to create a heart in my heartless heartbreaker? (Cover made by @itsmyaah) Copyright © HervinaMollejon™ 2015-2016 All rights reserved.