❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

There is a stage between childhood and adulthood that makes us all want to bang our heads into a concrete wall as if that will somehow make us forget the things we did in that cringe-worthy stage of adolescence. That golden era of bad haircuts, first and last dates, and that undeniable feeling of wanting to fit in. Teenagehood. Surviving it is a feat in itself, and the memories you make may haunt you forever. So this is my guide to the good, the bad, and the ugly of surviving teenagehood. Yes this will include anecdotes. [Highest Rank: #1 in Non-Fiction 16.10.17]

Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy written by William Shakespeare early in his career about two young star-crossed lovers whose deaths ultimately reconcile their feuding families. It was among Shakespeare's most popular plays during his lifetime and along with Hamlet, is one of his most frequently performed plays. Today, the title characters are regarded as archetypal young lovers. Cover done by @zuko_42

A beautiful fucking love story. [ COMPLETED ]

Richard was a self confessed playboy while Maine was your regular girl. In spite of their differences they have managed to become good friends. Their world suddenly turns upside down when Richard's mother issues him an ultimatum- get married or else she'll forfeit his right as heir. Richard turns to Maine for help by asking her to marry him. Will she agree to a marriage of convenience?

Alden and Maine are childhood next door neighbours. She is his favourite person to tease, while he is her least liked person because of his teasing. Could years of non-stop pestering turn to something more? **** FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN "You Belong With Me" **** AUTHOR'S NOTE: This work of fiction is an ALDUB-inspired story. I thought I'd write my own version of the ALDUB story with a different backdrop. Also, this story will be written mostly in English, but I'll be throwing in some Tagalog along the way. I hope you like this & enjoy reading! 07.17.16: #174 in Romance [HIGHEST ranking to date!!!] 07.12.16: #316 in Romance 06.30.16: #289 in Romance 06.21.16: #451 in Romance 06.20.16: 》entered for #Wattys2016《 03.28.16: #860 in Romance 02.13.16: #545 in Romance 01.23.16: #737 in Romance 01.19.16: #792 in Romance 12.06.15: #524 in Romance 11.29.15: #712 in Romance 11.21.15: #750 in Romance 11.20.15: #482 in Romance 11.18.15: #789 in Romance 11.17.15: #674 in Romance 11.16.15: #541 in Romance 11.15.15: #929 in Romance