A collection of steamy Bruno Mars fanfictions. CAUTION: Explicit content and language. These stories are purely about sex. If you don't like that kinda stuff, then don't read it. Plain and simple. Enjoy~

Welcome, Dirty Directioners. If you don't like One Direction or you are not a Dirty Directioner, please leave. NO HATE PLEASE. Requests taken only by inbox, must have this information: -Name. -Appearence. -Mini Plot.

It only takes One Night to fall in love... To change a life, for everything to come undone. But it takes more than one night to discover someone's darkest secrets... Will love be enough to mend the broken past and present or will things be torn apart with every secret? (Warning: AU - boys aren't famous)

You all know who One Direction is, you all know what an imagine is, you all know what dirty is!!! If you don't like either of them I suggest you to go read something else, if you like them all GO AHEAD, read and make me happy <3 Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be bumpy ride ;)

HI there well I made yall some one direction imagines hope you enjoy. xx

Romantic, Cute, Dirty? You decide! Message Me to get a personal imagine. Jay, Nathan, Siva, Max, or Tom. It's up to you. :)

"I....I could always show you.." He told me Huh? "I could always teach you how." He repeated. "What?" I asked astonished he would even say that. "I could teach you how. I could show you how to be touched, how to touch others, even how to touch yourself" He said with seriousness in his voice. He's got to be joking. This has to be a prank. "But...I..." I was literally lost for words. "Think about it, I'm not just going to teach you how to have sex, I'm going to teach you how to be confident and comfortable with your body. Your sexy as hell but your always so unsure of yourself and you act like a shy little girl. Don't you want to be confidence and stand up for yourself? Don't you want to show everyone that inner goddess dying to come out?" "Yes" I mumbled. I was tired of being made fun of. I was tired of being a coward. "So you'll do it?" He asked with a smirk playing on his lips. Should I even do this? Isn't this wrong? Without even thinking I spoke. "Yes I'll let you teach me your ways" I admitted. "Call it, Private Sex Lessons" He smiled. What the actual fuck did I get myself into?

This is for the people who suck at insulting and stuff. No bitches or dicks aloud. Y'all should have better things to do than bullying others. So go. Go ahead. Piss off. Haha only use these when you need them you innocent people=) . Innocents only=P ! But ya. Not all insults have to be with cuss words, or just cussing. Honestly, I laugh anymore when someone cusses me out. This will help you out beyond that point. Have fun and goodluck with the next bitch/dick=)

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote